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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies...

 

 

with snot rockets...

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets...

 

coming from an...

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an...

 

over used cheese grater .....

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an over used cheese grater...

 

...dipped in...

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an over used cheese grater dipped in

 

bullsquid acid and...

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeon and Dragon game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an over used cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and...

 

used as smoke bombs. ......

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs.

 

Then, Ender killed...

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Once there was a golden cheese lying atop the army's daisy cutters because he was recently kicked by every duck in the southern islands because of the lasagna becoming increasingly stinky and mean towards them. This time they would enjoy transforming into lasagna eating monsters that would obliterate all Italian restaurants because they're racist toward practically everyone else other than Irish Snaggle Chickens whose eggs were white but very good for you and it would be even better if you boiled them with cheese but watch out Alistair is about to smash you and steal the golden Mario statue which turns you into a plumber which really sucks toilets. However, Alistair loves cheese and has just seen a large Burmese python named 'The Vyper' which doesn't like cheese cause it hates Alistair who stood on a huge pile of cheddar, propped up by a footstool with the most horrible floral pattern on it. Leliana, Morrigan and Zevran were sleeping peacefully when everyone loses the end because they couldn't find the beginning of the Harry Potter Dungeons and Dragons game which doesn't even begin to show how Potter kills baddies with snot rockets coming from an overused cheese grater dipped in bullsquid acid and used as smoke bombs. Then, Ender killed...

 

the lights and dropped .....

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