Jump to content

A little battle speech


crippledorphan

Recommended Posts

GENTLEMAN!!! EQUIP YOUR BATTLEPANTS!!!

 

If you don't have a pair of pants set aside and labeled specifically "Battle Pants" than you are doing it wrong. I mean all of it like life in general.

 

note: Battle Shorts, Battle Boxers, Battle Longjohns, Battle Athletic Shorts, and Battle Panties are also acceptable. Battle Cutoff Jean Shorts are not acceptable because those were once perfectly good Battle Pants that were wrongfully maimed. Also Battle Girl's Pajama Pants are not allowed because Battle Pants or Battle related leg attire cannot say "Juicy" on them. Lasty Battle attire is always capitalized as if a proper noun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That got a little out of hand I figured I would say something stupid for a warcry but then I felt as if I owed you all an explanation and it just evolved from there. inb4 Battle Pants mod

I don't often say this, but...I lol'd. :thumbsup: Thanks for that!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Also Battle Girl's Pajama Pants are not allowed because Battle Pants or Battle related leg attire cannot say "Juicy" on them.

 

Hey, if I want to play Skyrim in my jammies I will :) And they don't say Juicy on them anyways.

 

I feel sorry for my hubby on 11/11/11....he loses the 360 AND the attention of his wife (at least for a few days) all in one swoop ;D More incentive for him to get me a new computer for Christmas, eh?

 

That said *raises sword* let thee practice thy patience, for the last 24 hours will be the hardest of them all!

Edited by Tweetybird
Link to comment
Share on other sites

The sky will go dark as Alduin's spawn descend upon our world, burning and feasting their way through the mountains. There will be no escape. There will be no mercy. There will be only death. In this darkest hour One shall stand against them. And they will know, this world is defended! There will be no escape. There will be no mercy. There will only be...Dragonborn! Edited by Denizen
Link to comment
Share on other sites

It seems that most of us have made it through these past few months still breathing. The Aedra only know what October holds in store for us. Make sure to check under you beds for Clannfear every night...
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Ready your swords, Alduin flies tonight...

 

Aye, Fellow dovakiin XD

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's October 1st :/

 

Its been october 1st all day for me coz i am in australia.

;)

Edited by TheMysteriousTraveler
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...