TabuKuroshi Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 637: If you download the Oblivion porn mods, you are bound to fail at life. 648. That some people think it is their right to judge others. 649. That looking at vanilla races gives you the idea that they were all based on the results of inbreeding trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 650: Real Life has a console. You just have to locate the tilde button. 651: No matter how loud they scream, nobody will notice if everyone isn't staring straight at you. 652: Upon finding a corpse, the only things a policeman will do is offer a quick prayer and be on his way. 653: You will never be able to wear more than two rings. So pick your favorite class year and God help you if you're married. 654: Shoving some raw boar meat down your throat will make you less tired. 655: The only organism that will ever notice you waving a blood-soaked blade at them is a unicorn. 656: There is always one more guardsman. 657: Always give the nice kitty money, especially if it's armed and you're on a bridge. 658: Lying down naked in the snow is only dangerous when the snow is magical. 659: No matter how good your armor is, an arrow will never bounce off you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demetori Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 700: Feathers are heavy and make lots of noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 701: You can drop swords on to people's heads from great heights and not harm them 702: There is a brick item you can pick up and put in your inventory, although it is entirely useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triveck Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 703: Killing someone and placing them in a door way and closing it can entertain for days! 703: Goblins will go against each other if you take there stick and put it in another cave. 704: All callapsing caves just happen to callapse as you go through them. 705: You cannot denock your arrows 706: Console can unlock anything 707: The Imperial white gold tower is actually stone 708: The Elder Scroll must not be that important considering you steal it and nothing happens 709: A giant mudcrab is just as weak as a normal sized one 710: If your on a rock your invincible 711: NPC's are to stupid to swim to the surface when they are drowning. 712: Battlhorn Castle knights swim with you but stay underwater and never drown 713: No Bananas in Oblivion 714: Some horses are invincible 715: There is an infinite number of gaurds 716: Deer are really slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileTouch Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one before. 717 Guards have only about two or three lines to talk to each other... The only way a guard can initiate a conversation with another guard is with "I'm your relief" or "Go take a break" i't doesn't matter if the world is falling on their heads. the other guard will only be able to respond "another day, another septim" and one other phrase 718 if you sneak behind a Blind monk he would say something like: "I better cut down on the ale. Starting to see things, I am".... i mean, dude! that is some miraculous ale!. Sometimes they would talk to each other with the infamous "I saw a mudcrab the other day" "Nasty creatures..." i mean... how exactly does a BLIND monk SEE a mudcrab is beyond my understanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markgangsta Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 719. Skeletons in oblivion dont contain bones, only bonemeal.720. You can punch ghosts but not hit them with iron.721. There are no toilets in oblivion...so where does everyone poo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaxano Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 722:- It doesn't matter if you've played the game 1 billion times, you will still get the same amusment watching a timber wolf fall head over heels down a steep mountain slope. 723:- No matter how many times i visit the Orc in Cheydinhal, my arms remain attached to my body. 724:- Only in Cyrodil will you find an Ogre, chasing after a minataur, chasing after a bandit, chasing after a member of the speedy Black Horse Courier. 725:- No matter how many times you try, Mancar Cameron will be invunrable to your daedric arrow sneak attack from the ledge overlooking his shrine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naktis Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 726. If you use console commands to survive Sheogoraths attack you will still die if you will step on the platform even if you have god mode on (if you fast travel there nothing will happen though.) 727. Acording to the game while you're on Dive Rock you can see some forts, caves, mines even if there's a thick fog everywhere. 728. Imperial assassins that appears at the area where Emperor dies looks the same. 729. You can hear birds even though they don't exist. 730. Martin never read Mysterious Xarxes but somehow he knows what items you need to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triveck Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 731: Your character can telepathicaly tell people things 732: No matter how hard you try you cannot fly 733: Eating is obsolete, but sleeping is required 734: You can't take the Knight of order armor! 735: No boats ever leave or come from anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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