MarcinosER Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) 855. There are invisi-walls856. There are no cars857. Guards can smell trouble with their built in trouble detector858. Dragons don't exist859. Shadowbanish wine doesn't banish darkness from game860. Spell balls n other s*** casted are the same size no matter if the spell is damaging or not861. Lava hurts862. Cheap wine is REALLY cheap.863. Vampires can't turn into bats864. Wolfs are rare865. Leyawiin is hidden866. Oops there are no real fish867. Jumping from dive rock doesn't make you dive868. Arrows won't fly if shot from water, even if you are above it after using tcl869. Didn't Bethesda think of eggs?870. When I'm in a maze I'm not there Edited March 13, 2011 by MarcinosER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daledge Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 871 - How in the name of God could there be cheese and no milk or cows?872 - The Adoring Fan sure is 'Adoring' when he's flying off Dive Rock.873 - There is no such thing as a 'bladder' in Cyrodiil.874 - You can swing an axe for hours at some NPC's and they decide to be annoying and go unconcious.875 - Why can't the real police be physic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AurianaValoria1 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 876 - It's official: no guard has a name unless he/she has reached the rank of "Captain," and not before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1141676User Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 877: Whenever going to jail you always have a spare lockpick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientCircle Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) 878. Guards have fantastic listening skills, and are always willing to lend an ear. Edited March 15, 2011 by AncientCircle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) 878-Woodelves are no longer attractive.879-Elves in general sound like either men who have yet to reach puberty, or old ladies.880-Everyone in Cyrodiil has perfectly manicured nails. (unless altered by a mod) Edited March 16, 2011 by GodKingVivec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofChrysamere Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 881. People would rather talk about seeing mudcrabs and goblins than about the Oblivion crisis that's going on. 882. Everyone has shiny hair. 883. There are real world names in the game (Francois Motierre). 884. Lifting the curse off of Kelen in the quest for the Gauntlets of the Crusader takes you back to the Morrowind style of running where you lose fatigue as you move. 885. You can have a perfectly fit body and still run like molasses in January. 886. The blankets on the beds are just painted on. 887. Trolls can write. 888. Not every Dunmer has a surname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsMaster Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 889- martin takes the decision in turning into a dragon with ease890- NPCs dont have a coherant conversations and couldnt care less if the other NPC says "Get out of my sight"Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 (edited) 891-Not a single woodelf has any backbone at all unless theyre insane. Edited March 17, 2011 by GodKingVivec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyWaffle Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 892. Some ladders have locks on them to keep thieves out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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