WoogieMonster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 431. Altmer females remind me of high-strung high-school "popular" chicks that usually get abused by their jock boyfriends. 432. Bosmer females (at least the PC) are significantly taller than their male counterparts. 433. Dunmer females make me feel the need to hug my wife out of guilt. 434. Spell Check says Altmer, Bosmer and Dunmer are not real words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFact Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 435. There's a family one of family member is Breton, while the rests are all Imperial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greystash Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 436. Have you seen City Swimmer? The amount of times you'll be asked that question, it's clear City Swimmer is suffering from the early onset of Alzheimer's Disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydderch Hael Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 435. There's a family one of family member is Breton, while the rests are all Imperial.Actually, there's two: the Sintavs as well as the Draconis'. In the Sintav's case at least, you can say one of the Sintav boys married a Breton gal and had a Breotn son— whereas Mama Draconis is an Imperial herself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFact Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 In the Sintav's case at least, you can say one of the Sintav boys married a Breton gal and had a Breotn son— whereas Mama Draconis is an Imperial herself...For Draconis, perhaps, the father was Breton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShylaEighteen Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 not sure if these have been said or not so 437. the world is for the taking438. it's good to be bad439. everyone has equal proportions440. bethsda left oblivion half assed on many occasions and it seems modders should be payed part of the profits441. defeating umbra was much more fun in morrowind442. everyone HAS to be constipated, no "ye pooer" s.443. bethsda teased about what was to come in the oblivion preview a. you can not drop meat by a fire and have it cooked. b. the world does not constantly erode.444. when you have a high personality enemies will have a charming smile while trying to slice your throat 445. any npc with that is not related to some quest or topic doesn't have much to say to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydderch Hael Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 In the Sintav's case at least, you can say one of the Sintav boys married a Breton gal and had a Breotn son— whereas Mama Draconis is an Imperial herself...For Draconis, perhaps, the father was Breton?While a child in the Elder Scrolls universe can take on many characteristics of their father, blending the bloodlines and eventually creating hybrid races (like the Bretons), the mother's race determines the race of her offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottb75 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 446. The succession planning for the Empire of Tamriel sucks. For the 1000 or so years the Septims have been ruling Tamriel, nobody took into account the possibility of the emperor dying before having children. 447. Despite worshipping at the Shrine of Lord Sheogorath 24/7. The worshippers don't seem to care when the actual Madgod pays a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhydderch Hael Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 446. The succession planning for the Empire of Tamriel sucks. For the 1000 or so years the Septims have been ruling Tamriel, nobody took into account the possibility of the emperor dying before having children.Uriel Septim had three recognized sons and heirs to the throne— they were killed by the Mythic Dawn shortly before the Emperor himself fell. The Mythic Dawn even had the foresight to attack Kvatch in order to eliminate the secret, illegitimate son of the emperor as well. 447. Despite worshipping at the Shrine of Lord Sheogorath 24/7. The worshippers don't seem to care when the actual Madgod pays a visit.How could they recognize you without the dashing beard? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoogieMonster Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Even with the beard, how would they recognize you anyway? Sheogorath himself says he always looks different: "Who am I? Well I'm me... unless I'm somebody else, then I'm them...it's never the same." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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