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500 things you have learned in Oblivion


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431. Altmer females remind me of high-strung high-school "popular" chicks that usually get abused by their jock boyfriends.

 

432. Bosmer females (at least the PC) are significantly taller than their male counterparts.

 

433. Dunmer females make me feel the need to hug my wife out of guilt.

 

434. Spell Check says Altmer, Bosmer and Dunmer are not real words.

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435. There's a family one of family member is Breton, while the rests are all Imperial.

Actually, there's two: the Sintavs as well as the Draconis'.

 

In the Sintav's case at least, you can say one of the Sintav boys married a Breton gal and had a Breotn son— whereas Mama Draconis is an Imperial herself...

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not sure if these have been said or not so

 

437. the world is for the taking

438. it's good to be bad

439. everyone has equal proportions

440. bethsda left oblivion half assed on many occasions and it seems modders should be payed part of the profits

441. defeating umbra was much more fun in morrowind

442. everyone HAS to be constipated, no "ye pooer" s.

443. bethsda teased about what was to come in the oblivion preview

a. you can not drop meat by a fire and have it cooked.

b. the world does not constantly erode.

444. when you have a high personality enemies will have a charming smile while trying to slice your throat

445. any npc with that is not related to some quest or topic doesn't have much to say to you.

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In the Sintav's case at least, you can say one of the Sintav boys married a Breton gal and had a Breotn son— whereas Mama Draconis is an Imperial herself...

For Draconis, perhaps, the father was Breton?

While a child in the Elder Scrolls universe can take on many characteristics of their father, blending the bloodlines and eventually creating hybrid races (like the Bretons), the mother's race determines the race of her offspring.

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446. The succession planning for the Empire of Tamriel sucks. For the 1000 or so years the Septims have been ruling Tamriel, nobody took into account the possibility of the emperor dying before having children.

 

447. Despite worshipping at the Shrine of Lord Sheogorath 24/7. The worshippers don't seem to care when the actual Madgod pays a visit.

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446. The succession planning for the Empire of Tamriel sucks. For the 1000 or so years the Septims have been ruling Tamriel, nobody took into account the possibility of the emperor dying before having children.

Uriel Septim had three recognized sons and heirs to the throne— they were killed by the Mythic Dawn shortly before the Emperor himself fell. The Mythic Dawn even had the foresight to attack Kvatch in order to eliminate the secret, illegitimate son of the emperor as well.

 

447. Despite worshipping at the Shrine of Lord Sheogorath 24/7. The worshippers don't seem to care when the actual Madgod pays a visit.

How could they recognize you without the dashing beard? ;)

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