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I have a mission, a thing to do in Skyrim if you will... I have a dream... Been planning it for months now. Wasn't sure if I'd be able to do it, considering I forgot how exactly the whole soul gem enchanting worked in Oblivion and if it would work the same in Skyrim.

 

So just to make sure, a quick look at how it works, correct me if I'm wrong please, I don't want anything to go wrong with this, I was... dreaming about it for months... :devil:

 

So you get a soul gem, you load it with a soul and then you use it to enchant a weapon (along with some other stone thingy in Oblivion I think? Won't need that in Skyrim I believe as you learn the effects by braking down enchanted items), and then you name it and bam! you have your weapon, right?! Then there are black soul gems... This is where my plans come into play.

 

I plan on making (or finding if making turns out to be ineffective) a good weapon (probably a sword or dagger), getting a black soul gem... Find a lonely, pretty, young maid in one of the big cities. Mur... sacrifice her, trap the soul, make the weapon and name it after the girl's name! :devil:

Not sure if we'll need altars this time around, but that is not a problem, I'll find one if need be. If altars are not needed, then the ritual will be done on the spot of sacrifice. Won't go into details, but it involves stripped bodies in pentagram poses, some personal belongings placed in circle and some display of necromancy...

I plan on making one for each city, so my plan is on a grand scale! (example: a dagger of Riften called "Sylvia", a bow of Whiterun called "Diana" and so on etc etc.)

 

So uhm... what great plans do you have?

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I plan on finding this malevolent bastard who keeps murdering cute girls in all the cities and using them for his horrible enchanting experiments, and split his skull open with my axe.

 

Kind of.

 

Besides from that I'm planning on getting real close to a dragon and shieldbash him in the face. I just want to know what it feels like. Will it recoil? Will it fall over? Will it even care?

 

I have very simple plans.

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No on killing the girls, I'll marry em! you better be able to soul trap dragons tho...

 

And maybe if there are black soul gems, we can soul trap the target of each DB quest. make sure you kill the target you want to enchant and then name it after him/her.

 

EDIT let me direct you to this

 

 

daedric crab armor? :D

 

I want a pet mud crab and I want it to have matching armor.

 

And have it be able to hold an axe yes?

 

No no just sharpened claws!!!!

 

Maybe we can find armored cliffracer transports that drop the armored crabs on our foes?

 

Maybe even a questline to get the power and use it to drop armored crabs on the dragons!!!!

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No on killing the girls, I'll marry em! you better be able to soul trap dragons tho...

 

And maybe if there are black soul gems, we can soul trap the target of each DB quest. make sure you kill the target you want to enchant and then name it after him/her.

 

EDIT let me direct you to this

 

 

daedric crab armor? :D

 

I want a pet mud crab and I want it to have matching armor.

 

And have it be able to hold an axe yes?

 

No no just sharpened claws!!!!

 

Maybe we can find armored cliffracer transports that drop the armored crabs on our foes?

 

Maybe even a questline to get the power and use it to drop armored crabs on the dragons!!!!

 

I'm still holding out for Vampiric armored flying mudcrabs.

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As long as the first rule of armored mudcrabs is that nobody talks about armored mudcrabs, I'm totally down with this. :wallbash:

 

Plans? Gonna play a girl, sleep around with every girl I can because somehow Bethesda felt that same-sex relationships was an important aspect of gameplay. Spears? Not so much. So, I'll abuse this important gameplay mechanic that Bethesda wasted time on and leave a trail of broken hearts (and girls with a glazed doughnut look) all across the snowy wastelands. Why? Because I can. :thumbsup:

 

Maybe I'll kill a dragon or two while I taste all the carpet in the lands, but that's a secondary concern. As long as the dragons stay out of my way, they'll be safe. Except for those virgin-eating dragons. Them f*ckers gonna die. Hard. The virgins are mine. :pirate:

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Evil plans? Nah, imma completely eradicate everyone in the Dark Brotherhood though. Cuz they're dickheads.
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My evil plans? Reverse pickpocket a dragonstongue flower onto a random every Turdas which visiting a random bar... this person will be unfortunate enough to die by unknown means later that night.
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Evil plans? Nah, imma completely eradicate everyone in the Dark Brotherhood though. Cuz they're dickheads.

 

+1

 

In Oblivion it wasn't possible unless you used cheats, but I plan on eradicating the bastards in Skyrim.

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I have a mission, a thing to do in Skyrim if you will... I have a dream... Been planning it for months now. Wasn't sure if I'd be able to do it, considering I forgot how exactly the whole soul gem enchanting worked in Oblivion and if it would work the same in Skyrim.

 

So just to make sure, a quick look at how it works, correct me if I'm wrong please, I don't want anything to go wrong with this, I was... dreaming about it for months... :devil:

 

So you get a soul gem, you load it with a soul and then you use it to enchant a weapon (along with some other stone thingy in Oblivion I think? Won't need that in Skyrim I believe as you learn the effects by braking down enchanted items), and then you name it and bam! you have your weapon, right?! Then there are black soul gems... This is where my plans come into play.

 

I plan on making (or finding if making turns out to be ineffective) a good weapon (probably a sword or dagger), getting a black soul gem... Find a lonely, pretty, young maid in one of the big cities. Mur... sacrifice her, trap the soul, make the weapon and name it after the girl's name! :devil:

Not sure if we'll need altars this time around, but that is not a problem, I'll find one if need be. If altars are not needed, then the ritual will be done on the spot of sacrifice. Won't go into details, but it involves stripped bodies in pentagram poses, some personal belongings placed in circle and some display of necromancy...

I plan on making one for each city, so my plan is on a grand scale! (example: a dagger of Riften called "Sylvia", a bow of Whiterun called "Diana" and so on etc etc.)

 

So uhm... what great plans do you have?

 

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Boltons. Theyr're everywhere nowadays. :dry: :happy:

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My great plan: seceding Skyrim from a crumbling Empire, even though I'm a Breton :P

That includes guerrilla-style attacks on Imperial forces, outright terrorism and daring actions :D

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