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Skyrim Corrupt-A-Wish


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Granted, but looking at the statue gives you Chantrax Blight.

 

I wish for a black pegasus with demon horns, rideable by the player character.

 

Granted, but it turns into a WoW fan, so you're forced to put it down using brute force.

 

I wish there were blowguns that fired venomous snakes.

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Granted, but looking at the statue gives you Chantrax Blight.

 

I wish for a black pegasus with demon horns, rideable by the player character.

 

Granted, but it turns into a WoW fan, so you're forced to put it down using brute force.

 

I wish there were blowguns that fired venomous snakes.

 

Granted, but they bite you and kill you within seconds.

 

 

I wish that you could fly dragons while dropping the bomb.

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Granted, sadly it's a poison-apple flavored muffin.

 

I wish non-player characters could roundhouse kick.

 

Granted, but it would be insta-kill for your character.

 

I wish there were adult quicktime events involving dragons and a particularly confused Kajhiit

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Granted, but it would be insta-kill for your character.

 

I wish there were adult quicktime events involving dragons and a particularly confused Kajhiit

 

Granted, but then the guards register everyone in the area as a sex offender.

 

I wish Horkers could be pets.

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Granted, but it would be insta-kill for your character.

 

I wish there were adult quicktime events involving dragons and a particularly confused Kajhiit

 

Granted, but then the guards register everyone in the area as a sex offender.

 

I wish Horkers could be pets.

 

Granted. But your Horker turned you into a Porker.

 

I wish that there would be true cloth physics.

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