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Skyrim Corrupt-A-Wish


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I wish that there would be true cloth physics.

 

Granted, but now you have to deal with hoods and robes flapping over your eyes when there's a storm.

 

I wish you could resurrect dragons with necromancy.

 

Granted, but the dragons try to kill you.

 

 

I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

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Granted, but the dragons try to kill you.

 

 

I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

 

Granted, but then Skyrim gets really cold.

 

I wish I could sleep anywhere.

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I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

 

Granted, but the sky explodes into millions of tiny shards of glass onto the ground so Dovahkiin goes 'ooh eeeh ahh oohh Christ that hurts' whenever he walks anywhere.

 

I wish for an Adoring fan riding a Mud crab wielding a singing battleaxe companion NPC.

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I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

 

Granted, but the sky explodes into millions of tiny shards of glass onto the ground so Dovahkiin goes 'ooh eeeh ahh oohh Christ that hurts' whenever he walks anywhere.

 

I wish for an Adoring fan riding a Mud crab wielding a singing battleaxe companion NPC.

 

Granted, but then... Nevermind, your wish is already the most terrible thing i can imagine. ;)

 

I wish I could sleep anywhere (since it was skipped).

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I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

 

Granted, but the sky explodes into millions of tiny shards of glass onto the ground so Dovahkiin goes 'ooh eeeh ahh oohh Christ that hurts' whenever he walks anywhere.

 

I wish for an Adoring fan riding a Mud crab wielding a singing battleaxe companion NPC.

 

Granted, but then... Nevermind, your wish is already the most terrible thing i can imagine. ;)

 

I wish I could sleep anywhere (since it was skipped).

 

A dragon eats you while you sleep out in the wilderness.

 

I wish my PC was here already. :(

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I wish I could destroy the sky with my super-fists.

 

Granted, but the sky explodes into millions of tiny shards of glass onto the ground so Dovahkiin goes 'ooh eeeh ahh oohh Christ that hurts' whenever he walks anywhere.

 

I wish for an Adoring fan riding a Mud crab wielding a singing battleaxe companion NPC.

 

Granted, but then... Nevermind, your wish is already the most terrible thing i can imagine. ;)

 

I wish I could sleep anywhere (since it was skipped).

 

A dragon eats you while you sleep out in the wilderness.

 

I wish my PC was here already. :(

 

granted, but it was distoryed while being shipped.

 

I wish for weresharks :D!

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I wish for weresharks :D!

 

Granted! But they lack arms and have a man's head, and the teeth are too big to fit.

 

I wish I could do the robot in Skyrim.

 

Granted. But your joints freeze from the extreme cold of Skyrim, thereby impeding your ability to do the Robot.

 

I wish there was breakdancing and dubstep in Skyrim.

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Granted,but break dancing is way too complex to put into animations,and it turns out to be a total disaster to look at.dubstep? er,u sure?

I wish there was thermal underwear, the skyrim is freezing my elven arse off.

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