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Funny / Weird - Quotes & Moments!


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Funny and Weird

Quotes & Moments

From all around Skyrim!

 

How?

 

- Use correct, or close to, names when quoting characters' sayings! (So we can find them our selves and have a good laugh :D)

- Use...

Example:

Name: "Saying funny stuff!"

... when quoting.

 

- Use " * " (star) when you emote something...

Example:

*Troll charge with a beastly roar*

*As you swing your weapon in a mighty blow*

 

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I will start :D May not be very funny, but it gives you the general idea, right!?

 

Body Guard: "Hahahaha! You? Killing me!?

*As he drops dead by my single arrow shot in his knee*

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Been sneaking through a vampire cave near Ivarstedt, finally reaching the last room after assassinating all the vampires on my way without getting detected.

First thing I hear when I enter the room:

"Please leave."

What?

"You need to leave now."

The Vampire before me was looking at me, sneaking and has been talking to me as if I entered the private rooms of a house in whiterun, but not attacking me!

Then I moved up to her and she began the normal routine as if she had heard something, after calming down and not finding me, she stops and begins talking and looking at me again...

That was weird. :hurr:

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*strolls near giant settlement, hears howl, stops*

 

*two seconds later a dead winter wolf falls from above right in front of him, bumps a few times and rolls down the cliff*

 

...Ouch :D

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