Mjoll the Lioness

[LuciusConfucius]

Is there any quest that make you have to harm Mjoll the Lioness?

 

Because if there is, I would like the name of the man that gives out that quest and the names of his entire organization. And everyone in contact with him.

 

When I saw her, my character fell in love at once, a warrior woman, with a good heart and the most beautiful face in all of Skyrim. She is everything that is perfection!

I have a gut-feeling that you have to harm her through the theives guild quest line. And if so, I shall enter that godforsaken place and kill every last member of the so called theives guild and all those who were even in contact with them, such as the black-briars, then I shall burn Riften to the ground.

 

When that's all done, I will drag their lifeless bodies to my dungeon where I will make them and me immortal, so I can torture them for a thousand years. And when that is done, I shall pass them on to each wicked sick Daedra Lord, a hundred years at each Daedra Lord will they get, then resurrect them and torture them for another thousand years, and make it all into a nice cycle that will go on forever until the stars go dark. I will also enter the toombs of their ancestors and resurrect their old dead relatives and torture them as well, for giving birth to such awfull creatures. No one, lays a finger on my wife.

 

No, but really, who made her? She is like every bit of perfection that I have fantasized for my whole life! I love a good hearted beautiful woman who can stand by my side as my warrior queen, as we together dispatch armies of wicked enemy heretics and smile at eachother as their limbs go flying around.

End of mad ramblings.

[CelerasRingor]

I know she's my favorite person in the game :) I already tried destroying the thieves guild and the black briars and it is impossible.

[Reddimus]

There is not enough room for how many dots my response would field.

[LuciusConfucius]

I know she's my favorite person in the game :) I already tried destroying the thieves guild and the black briars and it is impossible.

 

With enough dedication (and console work) anything is possible :P

 

 

@Reddimus

Ah, a virgin I see! Have a nice first skyrim date! Hehe.

 

 

Still, anyone knows if you have to harm her through any quests?

[PallePumpgun]

You're not supposed to via any quests as far as I know, but you can easily beat her into submission if you're high enough level. That taught that holier-than-thou broad to not pretend to be a man. Also I reverse pickpocketed various ingredients as well as kitchen utensils on her unconscious form in the hope she'd return to the kitchen. It didn't work, so instead I made her fall in love with her, marry me and am making her wait at home with a freshly cooked meal every day while providing me with a steady flow of money she makes on her "business" while I'm away on adventures. We're nearing our first anniversary now, and I intend to take her to a trip to the Throat of the World from where I intend to use Unrelenting Shout to throw her smack in the middle of the giants' camp northeast of the mountain.

 

Take good care of her; she's a great woman and can carry loads of ingots and loot while on adventure, and she won't mind the odd arrow if she's moving too slow. It's funny, because when first we met, I offered her my open hand - now I'm showing her the back of it whenever she gets out of order or speaks of freedom and equality or trifles like that.