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Maharg67

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The lava dragons in their vile feeding frenzy slither off their rocks and surround me ... their big chompers start snapping and they begin to lick their lips ready to turn me into a Barney burger ... but I quickly turn on my Serenity Voice Modulator and like Barney I break out into singing and dancing ...

 

"Dragons and Dinosaurs we hold hands

 

we clap paws,

 

Dragons and dinosaurs we hug hug

 

like a bear so snug

 

Dragons and dinosaurs we kissy kiss

 

more more more"

 

Soon all the dragons fall under my purple spell and fly me out of the volcano and to my secret lair, where I turn myself back into my super self "The Chikka Chikka Boominator".

 

Maharg67 sees me coming and punches through the Dimensional barrier and disappears into the Otherverse seeking refuge in PONI-land beyond the beyond mountains ...

 

So I seize control of the airwaves and begin broadcasting my dance of destruction ... here's my tune, listen if you dare ... The Song of your Doom

Edited by Nintii
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I utilize my new super power of super power tone deafness to deny the quality and thus the power of the 'Song of Your Doom'.

 

I sing to Nintii in my tone deafness and she runs away screaming, as any sensible person would under the circumstances.

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I utilize my super-ultra-mega-earplugs and, with my super-grue-strength, bash Maharg in the head with a cricket-bat, rendering him unconscious and stopping the tone-death singing menace. Edited by GrueMaster
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