TheMysteriousTraveler Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Oh man, this thread just made my day! xDDDDDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioave10 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I think you should approach an NPC and "click" on them before they say a word. We don't need to hear all that junk just from passing by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyche07 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 There needs to be two things. 1, a mod with a wandering high level enemy named 'The Kneecapper' who wields a unique bow. 2, a unique bow carried by this guy also named 'The Kneecapper' that slows the opponent on hit (maybe via large sta damage?) ^ This thread is win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixcross Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I'm going to make a music video. "Arrow in the knee". Its going to be epic, anyone want to help lmfao? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOTmodsproductions Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 forget arrows in the knee, all the guards I know are part of the dark brotherhood. I walk into whiterun "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" guard walks by "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" five guards patrol by "HAIL SITHIS!!!" Apparently no one cares that the town is run by the dark brotherhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marharth Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 forget arrows in the knee, all the guards I know are part of the dark brotherhood. I walk into whiterun "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" guard walks by "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" five guards patrol by "HAIL SITHIS!!!" Apparently no one cares that the town is run by the dark brotherhoodThis. YET THEY WILL STILL ALL SWARM YOU FOR COMMITTING MURDER. "PSSH, I know who you are, HAIL SITHIS." Is not the best dialogue choice for every town guard in Skyrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudVvulf Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 forget arrows in the knee, all the guards I know are part of the dark brotherhood. I walk into whiterun "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" guard walks by "...psssst hey I know you...hail sithis!" five guards patrol by "HAIL SITHIS!!!" Apparently no one cares that the town is run by the dark brotherhood They know. They're just too scared to object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrytigerp Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I think you should approach an NPC and "click" on them before they say a word. We don't need to hear all that junk just from passing by. And then Bethesda DOES remove casual dialogue, and then everyone complains about how quiet people are in cities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumpndum Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I lovre the fact every guard is like the same guy who had an accident in a pile of radioactive goo and split himself like an ameba, they all got kneecapped, all know i'm apart of the dark brotherhood, all think their dragonborn... then turn to you and go omg your the dragonborn. That or their all twins from the same mother and are all extreemly psycicly linked. I propose a mod to add the mother of these guards, she'll stand 10 feet tall and her stomach 10 feet across, and the only thing she'll say is "My children are guards you know... so F*#@ off."... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddimus Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I WORK FOR BELETHOR. AT THE GENERAL GOODS STORE. I DON'T CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN WHITERUN. I AM THE DRAGONBORN AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON TAMRIEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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