PsYchotic666Joker Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 You caught me :( http://i43.tinypic.com/2zsbudu.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolozori Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 they should have done some kind of funny encounter with a guy shooting down everyone s knees. But sadly SKyrim does not have the funny quest FNV have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboUK Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 "It's hard to be a woman in Skyrim" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikenEdge Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I lovre the fact every guard is like the same guy who had an accident in a pile of radioactive goo and split himself like an ameba, they all got kneecapped, all know i'm apart of the dark brotherhood, all think their dragonborn... then turn to you and go omg your the dragonborn. That or their all twins from the same mother and are all extreemly psycicly linked. I propose a mod to add the mother of these guards, she'll stand 10 feet tall and her stomach 10 feet across, and the only thing she'll say is "My children are guards you know... so F*#@ off."...Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raatorotta Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 They should say:"I used to be adventurer like you getting arrows on knees, until my superiors told me to guard this city." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitsuneshoujo Posted November 24, 2011 Author Share Posted November 24, 2011 This thread made me lol. I thought it would get buried not end up with three pages. xD ANOTHER thing that is screwy is... theres more guards than there are houses, where do they live? Do they pile up in some shed somewhere? DO they even sleep?! You never see them NOT around. I dont even think they are alive because I was in Falkreath last night and I went into the barracks. What did I see? A guard drinking (supposedly) with his helm on. Its a conspiracy! Town guards actually dwarven robots!! *flees* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gblouin86 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I lovre the fact every guard is like the same guy who had an accident in a pile of radioactive goo and split himself like an ameba, they all got kneecapped, all know i'm apart of the dark brotherhood, all think their dragonborn... then turn to you and go omg your the dragonborn. I can't let this go: they're*, you're* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted472477User Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I think you should approach an NPC and "click" on them before they say a word. We don't need to hear all that junk just from passing by. And then Bethesda DOES remove casual dialogue, and then everyone complains about how quiet people are in cities... Well, at least they don't discuss mudcrabs, the Fighter's Guild, and the Fighter's Guild looking to hire mudcrabs that have the stones for it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarm Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The Fighter's Guild should hire mudcrabs. They'd make wonderfull guards since it seems impossible to sneak past them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snkmarcel Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 The strangest part of the guards is they all got cousins who fights dragons while they have guard duty.But when i fight a dragon, no family members of those guards helps me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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