OnlyOneWing Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 So, there I was trying to mod Skyrim as my woman sat next to me and pretended to be interested. I had made a couple of changes to the barmaid outfit and went in game to test it out. To my dismay, there was no additional cleavage...the mod had backfired completely... So in justifiable rage :verymad: I took out my daedric greatsword and abruptly attacked the barmaid in the center of the festive tavern. On my first attack, without warning the decapitation animation begins and my character swings his sword clear through the neck of the barmaid! The camera view switches for a dramatic scene as blood and gore spew all over patrons of that tavern down to the bard who was merrily playing his lute. My girlfriend stood motionless, completely traumatized :ohdear: ... As the barmaid's head slowly made it's way to the ground and rolled... I knew that this was a special moment, a decapitation to remember. Anyone else have a special moment like this? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitevision92 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I've had quite a few myself. I remember my very first. I ran into a room and decapitated a bandit chief in one hit, splattering blood all over his followers. My character seems to know the appropriate time to decapitate someone. It's kind of uncanny.Bandit kneeling, severely wounded: "Mercy!"*Chop* Treacherous Argonian mage turns on me after a dungeon quest: "Now, I must kill you-"*Chop* 4 out of 5 spellcasters: "You think you can best me?"*Chop* Thalmor Embassy Guard: "You humans aren't allo-"*Chop* They are all memorable to me, due to the circumstances surrounding them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snkmarcel Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I remember when i fought ulfric and his housecarl.I decapitated his housecarl and did a spartan finish on ulfric :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snkmarcel Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Oops, double post. Edited December 6, 2011 by Snkmarcel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkmidon Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Cicero! :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justwannaddl Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I summoned two dremora lords against a single bandit.. One did a decap and the other batted the head away like a fly ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markoBG Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Decapitating with my mace, quite memorable.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapplerum Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 (edited) Sooo, you failed at making a mod that showed more of the barmaid boobies, you failed and took it out on the barmaid by decapitating her? :verymad: Oh, I could give you a decapitation to remember. Make me a modded you for the game and I'll come up with some really, really good decapitations and maybe one or two castrations too!!!! :biggrin: Edited December 6, 2011 by Pineapplerum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CloudVvulf Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Sooo, you failed at making a mod that showed more of the barmaid boobies, you failed and took it out on the barmaid by decapitating her? :verymad: Oh, I could give you a decapitation to remember. Make me a modded you for the game and I'll come up with some really, really good decapitations and maybe one or two castrations too!!!! :biggrin:You never come between a man and cleavage if said man has a large sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnlyOneWing Posted December 7, 2011 Author Share Posted December 7, 2011 You never come between a man and cleavage if said man has a large sword.I couldn't have said it better myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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