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Decapitations to remember.


OnlyOneWing

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So, there I was trying to mod Skyrim as my woman sat next to me and pretended to be interested. I had made a couple of changes to the barmaid outfit and went in game to test it out.

 

To my dismay, there was no additional cleavage...the mod had backfired completely... So in justifiable rage :verymad: I took out my daedric greatsword and abruptly attacked the barmaid in the center of the festive tavern. On my first attack, without warning the decapitation animation begins and my character swings his sword clear through the neck of the barmaid! The camera view switches for a dramatic scene as blood and gore spew all over patrons of that tavern down to the bard who was merrily playing his lute.

 

My girlfriend stood motionless, completely traumatized :ohdear: ... As the barmaid's head slowly made it's way to the ground and rolled... I knew that this was a special moment, a decapitation to remember.

 

Anyone else have a special moment like this? :)

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I've had quite a few myself.

 

I remember my very first. I ran into a room and decapitated a bandit chief in one hit, splattering blood all over his followers.

 

My character seems to know the appropriate time to decapitate someone. It's kind of uncanny.

Bandit kneeling, severely wounded: "Mercy!"

*Chop*

 

Treacherous Argonian mage turns on me after a dungeon quest: "Now, I must kill you-"

*Chop*

 

4 out of 5 spellcasters: "You think you can best me?"

*Chop*

 

Thalmor Embassy Guard: "You humans aren't allo-"

*Chop*

 

They are all memorable to me, due to the circumstances surrounding them.

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Sooo, you failed at making a mod that showed more of the barmaid boobies, you failed and took it out on the barmaid by decapitating her? :verymad: Oh, I could give you a decapitation to remember. Make me a modded you for the game and I'll come up with some really, really good decapitations and maybe one or two castrations too!!!! :biggrin: Edited by Pineapplerum
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Sooo, you failed at making a mod that showed more of the barmaid boobies, you failed and took it out on the barmaid by decapitating her? :verymad: Oh, I could give you a decapitation to remember. Make me a modded you for the game and I'll come up with some really, really good decapitations and maybe one or two castrations too!!!! :biggrin:

You never come between a man and cleavage if said man has a large sword.

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