Inquisitor Sir Qwertys Court Room

[DoctorKaizeld]

Steam gift card prize for the winner. So pick your side quick.

 

The court is now in session. Judge Inquisitor Sir Qwerty Z Eldar presiding. What is the first case?

 

Apples vs Pears in the case of which is the better fruit.

 

Explanation:

 

 

So the general idea is to create rediculous accusations about stuff that doesnt matter. One person posts their issue and another argues against them. Each person can debate said issue as they want. The judge can decide to omit certain matters as irrelevant. Anything deemed irrelevant will not be considered for the final judgement.

 

Using court room lingo will earn you points as well as being entertaining.

 

 

How to win and general rules:

 

-be funny. Not required but can help your chances. Trying to hard can lose points.

-be convining. Required to win.

-dont waste courtroom time. Once the Judge says something is irrelevant or will be omitted drop it. You can discuss it but doing so will not help you and may work against you.

-dont argue with the judge. You can attempt to reverse the judges choice by requesting a reversal and making an argument. If the judge accepts the reversal then the issue will be useable curther in the case. Each player gets only one per topic.

-do not post more then once in a row and avoid editing your post. If you do edit leave a explanation of why or the post will be forfeit and no longer count in your favor.

-follow Nexus rules. You know the results of breaking them.

-any noncourt related comments should be labeled as such or they will be counted as part of your case.

-the judge gets final say in all matters.

 

Further details maybe added later.

 

Winner will recieve a Steam gift card.

 

 

[Lisnpuppy]

Your Honor,

 

I will show to this court that it is indeed, the long-loved, juiciest and most well-shaped Pear that is the best fruit. After all, we know that the Apple, even from the beginning of time, was known to be an evil fruit. It was the one that The Highest Power said not to eat, it is the tree mother of the Apple from which the Serpent incited the human Eve to bring on the Fall. Please see Exhibit A, a painting of Eve before the Fall offering the Apple to Adam.

 

The Apple, is used at horrid parties where humans almost drown themselves trying to catch the Apple in their teeth. You can see the Apples laughing causing them to bob up and down in the water. Further, Your Honor...is that the juice from these most terrible of fruits can become such that makes humans drunk and sick. Also it becomes a most foul smelling and tasting liquid known as Vinegar! Exhibit B *holds nose as the vinegar is submitted to evidence*

 

The righteous Pear on the other hand is none of these things. It is shaped in a way to remind us of our loving Mothers and Grans...it has never led humanity into vice. The juice is used in many drinks and indeed in APPLE Snapple it is the main fruit juice...being able to bring the taste of the Apple to all..without the evil so sown in the other fruit. Here Your Honor, Exhibit C an Apple Snapple with its label attached.

 

One does not have to peel the Pear to enjoy it. The skin being tasty and thin enough for human teeth. The Apple however has such hard skin that most humans choose to peel it all off. To add insult to injury...once so done the Apple quickly turns brown and takes on a most unappealing look. D now *presets brown apple slices*

 

So, in conclusion...The Lovely Pear...good to eat, no baggage of sending humans from the Garden, no nasty vinegar juice, no making humans drunk or drowning them and reminding us of our Grans. And the Apple is not even needed to get its taste to which the Pear can provide.

 

So please, Your Honor...send this Apple from our sight so that we may behold Nature's Perfect Fruit, The Pear. *Sets a Magnificent Pear up to be seen* Exhibit E

[DoctorKaizeld]

Thank you Prosecutor. Now lets hear from the Defense.