Thoreai Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 *Brings out the quill* "The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?" Long live the Thalmor :3Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil: edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil: How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senaira Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 *Brings out the quill* "The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?" Long live the Thalmor :3Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil: edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil: How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling: I imagine you're strapped to Lydia's back now. You just know, before you find any of us, Lydia will step on a pressure pad, and the spiked gate will impale you both like a kebab! :psyduck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InuyashaFE Posted December 9, 2011 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 *Brings out the quill* "The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?" Long live the Thalmor :3Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil: edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil: How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =] Scalp-Govey-Viik! Scalp, Remove, Defeat. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapplerum Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! It can't be!I'll just have to keep killing everyone of them I see. Forget an arrow in the knee, they will all be decapitated, muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoreai Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) *Brings out the quill* "The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?" Long live the Thalmor :3Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil: edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil: How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =]Simple...im the dragonborn!..they can do anything right? :whistling: I imagine you're strapped to Lydia's back now. You just know, before you find any of us, Lydia will step on a pressure pad, and the spiked gate will impale you both like a kebab! :psyduck:I will cut her leggs off before that happens!Dang i should go kill something, getting fanatical with all this cutting of limbs. :pirate: *Brings out the quill* "The dragonborn knows of our knee- crippling scheme, and is planning a rebellion. Perhaps elbows would make better targets?" Long live the Thalmor :3Time to cut the elbows too :devil: :devil: edit:...and taking your thalmor scalp! :devil: How can you take my scalp when you now resemble Monty Python's black knight? =] Scalp-Govey-Viik! Scalp, Remove, Defeat. :thumbsup:This !...the scalp shout will solve all our problems.Also the Giant shout wouldnt be bad...FUS-RO-FLY! Edited December 9, 2011 by pavy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senaira Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 How crude! All we want is jurisdiction over Tamriel. Is it so much to ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangarrett99 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Better start wearing a knee protector, greaves or something.Yeah... come to think of it... they removed greave and cuirass. Now armour comes in one piece. l :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthos Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I used to be an adventurer like you: I made my campfire in the shade of a big old treeDamn, took an arrow to the knee I went into the bushes, so I could take a peeDamn, took an arrow to the knee I climbed the hills and mountains to see what I could seeDamn, took an arrow to the knee I picked the lock on a chest because I didn't have the keyDamn, took an arrow to the knee I helped my good friend Ulfric become king by royal decreeDamn, took an arrow to the knee I killed that Alduin feller so Skyrim could be dragon freeDamn, took an arrow to the knee Oh to Talos with it, I'm off back to Cyrodiil I sayOh heck, I saw a mudcrab the other day !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangarrett99 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Mudcrab is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wallbash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakeo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 DEATH to ALL who dare oppose the ALL POWERFUL ALDERMERI DOMINION! Long Live the Thalmor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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