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Once and only once, I witnessed a conversation between an Argonian and a Khajiit slave. They were dissing each other while talking to me, trying to convince me that their respective races made much better servants than the other race.

 

not exactly in bloodmoon, but in regular Morrowind. The slaves you can free when you enter random bandit caves.

 

I've waited idle for very long time after, wherever I could find a cave with slaves in them, hoping that the incident would repeat itself.

 

I'm not crazy. i didn't dream it up.

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Going down the stairs in the Frostmarch? Fort, I passed a guard standing on one of the landings. He said "Mmmm, pudding!" My husband (watching TV) looks at me and asked, "Did he just say 'pudding'?"

I guess it was snack break for that guard!

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"So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3

 

Not only does the owner of the tradehous say that but nearly every Altmer in Morrowind does. It's a reference to the Terminator movies (Teleporting naked and alone sounds familiar doesn't it?).

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