Moraelin Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Well, lemme see... - Sturges, "Of course, I can't take all the credit." Me: "You mean you can't take ANY of the credit, right?" - that girl in Diamond city runs up to me AGAIN to say she's not supposed to talk to strangers. Always wished to tell her, "So <bleep>ing don't!" - Danse: "I can't believe you're replacing me with this... thing." Me: "Isn't that what your dad said about your mom's vibrator?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmt12 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 "Another Settlement Needs Help" "So send the god damned army that we've been raising." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraelin Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Holy Mother Of Sleipnir, please NO! Can you imagien if instead of at least giving you a chance to ignore it, Preston would be like, "By the way, we annexed three new settlements while you were gone, and now you need to build houses and beds for them." I frikken hated when they did that in Far Harbour. One momet I was just nice to some mourning old lady or to some little orphan girl, next thing I know, I have a new location with a couple of pissed off settlers, because they don't even have beds or water. Without any warning. If Preston started doing THAT, I'd frikken hang him from the big tree in Santuary and bleed him as a sacrifice to the old gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGadget1945 Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 On 10/12/2016 at 7:07 AM, Moraelin said: Holy Mother Of Sleipnir, please NO! Can you imagien if instead of at least giving you a chance to ignore it, Preston would be like, "By the way, we annexed three new settlements while you were gone, and now you need to build houses and beds for them." I frikken hated when they did that in Far Harbour. One momet I was just nice to some mourning old lady or to some little orphan girl, next thing I know, I have a new location with a couple of pissed off settlers, because they don't even have beds or water. Without any warning. If Preston started doing THAT, I'd frikken hang him from the big tree in Santuary and bleed him as a sacrifice to the old gods. Preston Garvey "Excuse me General do you have a minute ?"Me "No, I am busy"Preston "Another settlement needs our help"Me "Well you never seem to be doing anything except sitting in my house. Call Sturges away from hammering on that wall, and the two of you can sort it out. Take Codsworth and Strong along if you like".Preston "I'll mark it on your map"Me "No you won't my Pip Boy is faulty. Anyway you don't have a Pip Boy so I don't know how you could do that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraelin Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Speaking of which, bit off topic, but I seriously recommend not getting Preston at all. Without him OR a Minutemen radio, there just isn't any such quest popping up. Even when one of my settlements suddenly discovers it has a problem with supermutants half-way across the map (seriously, Sanctuary was afraid of the mutants at Malden medical centre)... I only hear about it when it failed. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarMystyk Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Unless I'm not doing anything more important and not nearby I just ignore settlement attacks that pop up.The last time was when I was in the memory den and got a notification that Hangman's was under attack."The person you are calling is not available. Please leave a message after the beep." I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vormina Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 Jun Long - " I just need to be alone right now."Me - " I know a great place, the Old Gullet Sinkhole... real quiet, nice little stream to wade in...You should take Marcy too"Jun Long "Thanks! I'll get Marcy and head there now!""Bam, Bam, Bam..." The sound of me hammering the chained door shut from the outside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmt12 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 On 10/12/2016 at 7:07 AM, Moraelin said: Holy Mother Of Sleipnir, please NO! Can you imagien if instead of at least giving you a chance to ignore it, Preston would be like, "By the way, we annexed three new settlements while you were gone, and now you need to build houses and beds for them." I frikken hated when they did that in Far Harbour. One momet I was just nice to some mourning old lady or to some little orphan girl, next thing I know, I have a new location with a couple of pissed off settlers, because they don't even have beds or water. Without any warning. If Preston started doing THAT, I'd frikken hang him from the big tree in Santuary and bleed him as a sacrifice to the old gods."Do I look like a freakin' carpenter to you? I'm a two hundred year old lawyer go build your own lean-tos." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraelin Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 I still like my idea of sacrificing him to Odin better :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGadget1945 Posted October 12, 2016 Author Share Posted October 12, 2016 "Make a move and I'll end you Wastelander". Me "Oh righty ho, I have just nuked the Institute, wiped out the Railroad and killed several hundred people plus saving your sorry ass many times. Let me put the safety catch on my Gatling Laser before we get down to business". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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