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Need to get it out of my system

1) there is a citizen(cant remember who or where) who may say "I use to fight for the stormcloaks, then I took a sword to the chest"

and

2) have to say it "I use to be an adventurer, then I took a wench to the loins"

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Need to get it out of my system

1) there is a citizen(cant remember who or where) who may say "I use to fight for the stormcloaks, then I took a sword to the chest"

and

2) have to say it "I use to be an adventurer, then I took a wench to the loins"

 

Good ones. :thumbsup:

 

Betcha not heard of this one yet:

 

I used to visit Riften for the Black Briar Mead, then I saw Maven in her sleep flushing down at the meadery.

 

Hmm... The lavatory is two stalls away? Hmm... wonder why Black Briar Mead is golden with a perculiar smell? :rolleyes:

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Ha, took Anne Arrow to The Knee. I like it. :) Overused meme, but I liked the punnyness of it. Not sure it merited a new thread...but hey.
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