Chesto Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Happy 84th Birthday, Bobby! My, haven't you done well. Started off just a plain old school teacher ... and now look at you. And still going strong! Sorry I can't send the Panda glands this year, Bob. Damned tree huggers are everywhere! Get in touch with your pals in the Chinese government. Sure thay can get you some. While you're at it, Bob, you might want to get them to ease up on the massive metal procuration thing. Those super size wheelbarrows you asked for... you know, for the plebs to carry their large denomination Zimdollars, or what ever the hey you call'em, in when goin down the mall... well, the Chinese gov's got all the scrap metal sewn up, so we may have to go for woven hemp, oil being the price it is and plastics going thro the roof. Though even hemp may be a prob if they start converting it to gasoline, 'cause of the grain shortage. Bet you're glad you followed my advice and bought wheat futures large! What are pals for!? But...that's just detail! It's your birthday! Party on, dude! Keep at the 'Blame the Limeys for EVERYTHING' shtick. I think its working. At least you've convinced most of the other African Headpeeps. Looking forward to the next '84', as long as you can get some more glands. Ha Ha. Love. Send a birthday, or any similar, card to the leader of your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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