Rudolphus, the Red-Cheeked Warrior

[SoulofChrysamere]

Original short poem inspired by Christmas and that grand old song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Enjoy.

 

 

Rudolphus, the red-cheeked warrior,

Had a very shiny sword.

And if you ever saw it,

You'd also see the corpse it gored.

 

All of the other warriors,

Were jealous of his melee skills.

They never let poor Rudolphus

Drink from any of their stills.

 

Then one night in Cyrodiil,

There came this conjurer

Of Daedra, but Rudolphus fought

And slayed the man 'til he was naught

 

Then all the warriors loved him,

And the scribes shouted out with glee,

"Rudolphus, the red-cheeked warrior,

You'll go down in history!"

[Maharg67]

Aaawww, how sweet..... kind of Christmassy with some added blood and guts fantasy.

[LordWushin]

Very nice! I enjoyed that one.

 

P.s. Now it is stuck in my head