Share your funniest Skyrim moments

[Krawll]

I don't have any stories quite as funny as the ones posted here , i have to say that i've had my share of laughing for the week after reading this thread. I can easily make mental pictures from reading those posts and DAMNN did i laugh at the flying head saying is that all you got ? lol.

 

Now one thing i found realy funny in this game was during the main battle scenes of the war between the Stormcloacks and the Empire, whenever you're capturing a fort , everyone in the battle will mostly use bows unless they're forced to go in melee right ?

 

Even my follower and thralls were ranged attackers since i had Azura's priestess as my follower, then i had Orchendor and a Vampire Nightstalker as my Dead thralls and i had given staves of Fireball to each one of them.

 

So basicly, i was the only person in the battle who was pure melee and almost everytime i would get into a fight with one of the ennemy guards, i would only have enough time to give him a few hits only to see him get totally RAMED eihter by a Fireball throwing him off the wall about 40 feet away.

 

Now try to picture this , you're preparing yourself for the finishing blow, you're gonna give it all you got , doing a power attack on him and just a second before your weapon hits the target, you just see him fly away as if he had been ramed by a truck. I have to say i spent most of this fight laughing because that kinda thing hapenned more than once but sadly thats the kinda situation where you had to be there to actualy appreciate it like it did. It doesn't sound as funny when you're talking about it.

[Astaril]

I love this thread! They are all funny but the OP's and Egg Pants are hilarious :laugh:

 

I was with J'zargo and we had just finished a dungeon when we found this little bandit cave, its a kind of open air one. So we got set upon by about 5 bandits. Took them out quite easily but there was one left who seemed to have crazy health and was taking several fireballs to knock down. In the end we got him down to very low health, but I was out of mana and J'zargo was out of mana, anyway J'zargo stopped casting, plodded over to the guy and just threw him one effortless punch that finished him off. It was like he thought "I'v had enough of this" *bam* It was very funny, but I think you had to have been there to fully appreciate it. :biggrin:

[Lastito]

I love this thread! They are all funny but the OP's and Egg Pants are hilarious :laugh:

 

I was with J'zargo and we had just finished a dungeon when we found this little bandit cave, its a kind of open air one. So we got set upon by about 5 bandits. Took them out quite easily but there was one left who seemed to have crazy health and was taking several fireballs to knock down. In the end we got him down to very low health, but I was out of mana and J'zargo was out of mana, anyway J'zargo stopped casting, plodded over to the guy and just threw him one effortless punch that finished him off. It was like he thought "I'v had enough of this" *bam* It was very funny, but I think you had to have been there to fully appreciate it. :biggrin:

 

Lol J'zargo

"J'zargo will become a great magician" :tongue:

[Gruff]

I got obsessed with assasinating Nepos the Nose but couldn't find a way of doing it without being killed myself or imprisoned. Finally, with a bit of Forbidden Elder Console Magic, I made him my follower and asked him to attack my Flame Atronach. He was soon reduced to ashes and I was innocent as a new-born child. Mission accomplished! However, much later in the game in Whiterun, a messenger gives me a letter which says that my dear friend Nepos has unfortunately passed away recently. And in his will he had written that I should inherit threehundred gold ... It was both hilarious and sort of scary!

[SergeantGrrock]

I was wandering along a mountain trail near Ivarstead and wanted to take in the spectacular view so walked to the very edge of a towering cliff. As I turned back toward the trail I heard/saw something run right in front of me, I mean so close I coulda' grabbed it! Scared the crap out of me so I drew my weapon and jumped back to get a better look and saw it was a goat... as I fell over the edge to my death. Goat: 1. Me: 0. One of the few things that has killed me in the game. Beware "Goatmane the spooker!" LMFAO

[Sanbru]

Was rescuing the brother from the Thalmor's, up there by the Thalmor Embassy. Well, I had his other brother, Lucian, and Lydia as my companions, and the other brother too when we saved him. Anyways, killed a bunch of Thalmor inside the fortress. There was one left down a long hallway. My companions had got lost, and it was only this Thalmor and I. I shot him with an arrow, and he noticed me. He took out his bow and we started waging a "who's the better Legolas" contest against each other. I managed to get him down to near death. Then he apparently got angry and charged me for some reason with his sword out. Unfortunatley for the Thalmor my companions finally appeared. The Thalmor turned around, and proceeded to run away screaming like a little girl. All the while my companions chased him down the end of the hall. I raced over there, and all I saw was the Thalmor on the ground be stabbed by five people..well..one being a ghost. Edited January 17, 2012 by Sanbru

[Kalimni]

I get bored pretty easy. One day, after doing a couple of dungeons, I returned to my home in Windhelm. I proceeded to deposit my loot in my chest, saved game, and then was looking at my combat stats. I noticed I had only killed a hand full of rabbits, so I decided to see if I could spawn a few. First time, I spawn ten. Then My housecarl starts running around, killing rabbits and shouting things like "Die intruder." I let this go on for a few minutes, and he eventually killed off all the rabbits. My next thought is "how many rabbits can I spawn before I CTD?" the answer was in the neighborhood of 500.

[Krawll]

I posted this story in the R.I.P followers thread earlier today then i thought it was possibly funny enough to post it here.

 

So me and Erandur are in a dungeon. By the way Erandur is a priest of Mara from Dawnstar for those of you who might be wondering. Not that his identity changes anything for the purpose of this story.

 

So as i was saying we were in a dungeon , i spot a pressure plate so i carefully look around and see one of those big metalic raming doors with spikes. So i decide to look around and see if i could find any object to put on the pressure plate, therefore disabling the trap. I manage to find a pot , so i drag the pot all the way to the pressure plate and hold it right above it , make sure Erandur is no where near and then drop the pot . The door slams , just as expected but now as long as the pot remains on the pressure plate, the trap cannot be triggered anymore. So as SMART as i am, all happy about my victory over that nasty trap, i carefully walk around the pot and move on , only to hear CLING CLANG WHAAMMMM from behind me . So i look back and see Erandur crawling on his knees in agony and the pot that i had so carefully placed on the pressure plate gone.

 

Now to put some icing on the cake, Erandur had been kicked back and was now back behind the pressure plate and as if one time wasn't enough for him, he crawls right back on the pressure plate, triggering the trap again , AND again , AAANNNDDD AGAAINNN.

 

At this point i was like holy crap dude , aren't you ever gonna learn ????? I swear this could've gone on forever had i just stood there watching and my first thought at this point was to simply take out my bow , shoot that stupid priest in the head and move on but that would've meant having to carry all the stuff he was carrying on my own so instead, i went back and used my Unrelenting Force shout on him, Catapulting him OVER the pressure plate allowing us to FINALY move on.

 

So then in order to speed him up a little because he was still crawling on his knees and in obvious major pain, i open my spell list and cast Healing hands on him and that stupid undeserving piece of Divine boot licker tells me : " I hope you're not expecting a thanks"

 

I swear i could've just shout him right back on that pressure plate and leave him to get whamed for the rest of his existance.

[Ferodaktyl]

Funny situations :

- an altmer vampire screaming at my nord warrior "Skyrim belongs to nords!" just before being reduced to dust

- a girl in the orphanage in Riften after completing the Arentino quest telling me she wants to become an assassin when she grows because she wants to help the children too

- a skinny underarmed khajit thief asking tax from two heavily armed and armored warriors - gave him 200 just for the sheer guts he had

- most people meet a farmer herding a cow to the giants, i met a giant herding a cow through Labirinthian, unfortunately i lost the sight of the cow when she reached warp speed due to encounter with trolls

[AssyMcGee]

Funny situation 1

 

I was in some bandit infested fort fighting my way through it when all of the sudden the camera pulls out to show a finishing move. Oh boy I thought! I'm going to kill this bandit with style. Turns out the bandit was using a finisher on me. He beheaded me in one swing and as my head landed on the ground he says something about me throwing garbage around and how I shouldn't litter. I wish I could remember his line, but it was so nonsensical that I had to laugh.

 

Funny situation 2

 

I was doing the Rise in the East quest and was on a certain island having fireballs lobbed at me, just as a pirate came running at me from around a palisade. I pulled out my bow, readied the arrow and just as I was about to let go the pirate got hit by an explosion and I watched as his body soared a quarter mile into the air and disappear into the clouds.