freddycashmercury Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 No lawyers please. Only honourable folk allowed here. WHAT!?!??!?!?! What say ye to me then, oh great Malchik? For I aspire to be one of these denizens of darkness known as a lawyer. 'Tis a great and incredibly lucrative honorable profession. Without lawyers, the world would be a better place horrible cess pit of no class-action lawsuits iniquity. People would not be able to sue over stupid things have no course of action when they hurt themselves robbing their neighbor were accosted by unscrupulous lawyers robbers. What say ye to that, great Latin-speaking Malchik? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 I respond with a weighty heart. And my head hurts a bit as well. Let us view these ravings in the ordure in which they were pastad: Malchik : cereal offender - ( i must be calm ) Cats!? Is that STILL running? 'Ohhhh to be in London now that Cats is on' used to be the chant of the bus loads of loonies as they hurtled down the hard shoulder of the M 4 , flattening everything that stood in their way in their pursuit of popular entertainment. They never figured out that the hard shoulder on the OTHER side of the motorway was much quicker. But I did! Amish!? I'll have you know, Mate!, that I am full on Am. None of that wishy washy 'ish' stuff. With their horses and buggies and a love of bland. And my sect are strictly zipper folk. HEY! That was RELIGIOUS! AGAIN! Any other Moderator! Any other Moderator! Why can't I get any service around here!? Eiden : Your newish. The News wouldn't have you. So I'll be gentle with you. PAY ATTENTION! This is not about personalities! This is BIGGER than personalities! This is Life and Death! Your future is rapidly disappearing behind you, if you will insist on concentrating on stars and fashion and consumerism. Newish or not, I just have to report you for your Fattist comment. ANY OTHER MODERATOR! ... Blast! Marcus : woof woof - Wasn't me mate! I may have dropped a couple of wolf traps around.... I have nothing against bears, so never go equipped with bear counter measures. You have ANOTHER foe! hmmm... where was Ninja on the night in question? AND STOP THAT BLOODY ROW! .... my ears are bleeding. Blasted wood peckers! ninj...a - high praise , indeed, if I was after a craft compliment. BUT I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! You quote a good quote, but... and it pains me to say this... if you're only thinking then you're not committing. COMMITTAL! That's what is needed! NOT THINKING! Marcus... WILL YOU PLEASE STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE! What's the matter with you? You've got ANOTHER leg! Be a man, for gawds sake! AND you said MORON! Before. Any other Moderator! Any other Moderator! ...'s Truth! How long DO they take for their coffee breaks!? nin...ja - fickle youth! One minute- all posters please note: you only exist in the time frame in which I am reading these posts, and in no other dimension whatsoever. carry on.- I'm on top of the world. Next... he rates me SECOND! Marcus... can't hear a thing, mate. Woodpeckers making too much noise. What...what...? and then there was EVIL ( sic ) koal! evil by name... EVIL by nature! The most dangerous poster on this thread thus far! Oh sure... he seems all reason and rationality. His arguments are cogent... and even ninja would have no complaint about his spelling. But... I, I , the ever observant, the ever wary, the ever ready...I see through you! EVIL! No one sees but I! NO CAPTIALS! NO CAPITALS! You thought you could get past my defences! NO! You'll have to get up much earlier in the afternoon than that , my unworthy foe. I AM ON TO YOU! freddy... you're not billing me for that I hope. Lawyers! They'll charge you for saying what a nice day it is! Here, already, is more than enough proof! The need for the Sanity Clause is growing and growing, post by post! For the love of Gerbils! PLEASE. It's almost already just about approximately too late! ACT NOW! Before it gets even more definitely too late! Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Bowing to Chesto's request, I will approach Dark0ne with the suggestion that we add to the rules a sanity clause as follows. Anyone found guilty of perpetrating, supporting, believing in or advancing the cause of sanity will be subject to an immediate IP ban. I hope that will now end the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted April 10, 2008 Author Share Posted April 10, 2008 It was the 'Cats' comment, wasn't !? Well!? WELL WASN'T IT!? Popular entertainment popular entertainment poplular entertainment.... There! Ya Eliteist ;opiqeqj] d ! YOU CAN PUT A GIANT RED X NEXT TO MY THREAD BUT YOU WILL NEVER STO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 (pries open bear trap and pulls face out) Ah! Finally, I got all these bear traps off me! (looks at last post) you will never stoSto? What is that supposed to mean? It a verb? An adverb? Chesto, I don't care what ninja says, you are the craziest one here. Now if you'll excuse me, whoever left those bear traps around my house is scheduled for a good ass kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 YOU CAN PUT A GIANT RED X NEXT TO MY THREAD BUT YOU WILL NEVER STOWith that wonderful closer I'd like to end this intellectual debate, and for those who think that the discussion wasn't done yet and are now bursting with rage, I offer a free one way ticket to... THE SNOW ARENA! (dun dun dun!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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