Chesto Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 As the debate on The Sanity Clause has been terminated, rightly in the view of some, though the outcome was somewhat ambiguous, we now move on to what form the new Sanity Clause will take , and what powers the new Clause will contain. Contrary to the views of the proposer of the Sanity Clause Debate, ...ahem, myself, it seems to have been decided, by a clear majority, that it is that very Sanity which must be guarded against and which must be rooted out where ever and when ever it is found. This will not be a simple task. Other than in the more technical threads on this Forum, Sanity rarely rears its ugly head- a true democrat , I bend to the will of the majority, even to the extent of adopting the parlance of the Anti-Sanity Power Clique. However, as rare an occurance as true Sanity is, it is often difficult to spot when it does occur. Rarer ,still, are the people capable of having the wisdom with which to bring about said spotting. We now need to establish workable guidelines and definitions in the war against Sanity, in all of its subtle forms and guises. That, hopefully, will be the purpose of this thread. Calmly, and clinically, we must lay the ground work for the battle to come. So! Battlers against Sanity in all its many and subtle guises. Gather here and share your views and plan the strategies for the coming war. Only those with the courage of their convictions and complete confidence in their abiltiy to expose the dread Sanity for all to see need reply here. We cannot afford non-paying passengers. There will be no quarter given. No prisoners will be taken. Uphold the Glorious Sanity Clause! Courage! ( French )!Venceramos! ( Spanish )Avanti ! ( Italian )Banzai ! ( Nipponese )Rock and Roll! ( US English )Ey? ( Canadian English )Onward into the breach, dear friends ! ( Shakespearean English ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 How dare you mock my people! (Attacks viciously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 How dare you mock my people! (Attacks viciously)Take that to the Snowball Arena :verymad: What? Oh yes, please continue. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddycashmercury Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I say we put in a clause stating that if a member shows any signs of sanity, they agree to be tied to a chair, eat banana chocalate ice-cream, and watch episodes of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" until they regain their natural lunacy. Any other suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted April 12, 2008 Author Share Posted April 12, 2008 freddy... typical Lawyer wannabe : always wanting more clauses. Shall I show you the scars I have from just trying to get the Sanity Clause off the ground? Wolf bites in the main. Though the thespian scored some hits, as well. And Ninja's soaring poesy! I still wake screaming. And, I've only just about thawed out after Pov... sent me to a snowy place, and well before my time. And it's not even the Clause I wanted. One never gets what one wants from the Sanity Clause! Personally I think you're being too gentle with those who are found to be Sane. Monty Python are soooo establishment , now. Mighty Boosh, at least! And anything with a base of ice cream is far too soothing. Come up with something else! Pov... you're just cruel, with your hypothermic tortures! Marcus... I said nothing about your pack. I fail to see your objection to my extraordinarily calm and reasoned introduction. ...and STOP BITING ME! And are any of the above qualified to comment in this thread? What proof have I that you can recognize SANITY, as required in the opening statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanodai Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e43/acidfryze/Mr__Smiley_Demon_by_xXdefyinggravit.gif -T- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 HAHAHADude, that's hilarious. I imagine that being COMPLETELY sane would suck. Everybody's got to be a little bit crazy, or life wouldn't be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 HAHAHAHA! ... but still no proof that any one here has the requisite skills to recognize Sanity, let alone has the wherewithall to deal it the summary justice it is due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 ... but still no proof that any one here has the requisite skills to recognize Sanity...Sanity = not me. ...let alone has the wherewithall to deal it the summary justice it is due.The video explains quite clearly how to cure those afflicted with insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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