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Welcome to the Nexus!!! I'm sure you can find all the help you've ever wanted right here!! Now then...being new here and all, I feel obligated to inform you that we who are............ :wacko: INSANE :wacko: (thats EVERYONE) adhere to few rules that are known as:

 

The Ten Commandments of Nexus

 

1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (If Ninja_lord doesn't disembowel you first :ninja: :P )

2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.

3) Fear the grues

4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)

5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)

6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself

7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther)

8) NEVER attempt to encourage sanity(revised now that there is a Sanity Clause, see Sanity Clues in the lounge :thumbsup: )

9)Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble :biggrin: )

and last but not least

10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here :biggrin: )

 

Failure to comply with ALL commandments will result in the amputation of anything that protrudes more than 1 inch from torso :P :P :P .

 

Again, Welcome!!!!

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thank you for the advice (praise be Cthulhu lord of something :ermm: ... i guess ... maybe

 

:pinch: Enter My body all insanity :pinch:

(i think i pooped :whistling: )

 

Don't worry grues will forever haunt my dreams

(whats A grue anyway) :confused:

 

 

:thanks: :thanks: :thanks:

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I just packed an overhaul of explosives! I guess jojo man is the doomsayer of all nasty grues to avoid by giving out a simple instruction on guidelines. So here's your rocket launcher.

 

http://www.freewebs.com/flood_master/Earth%20Weapon-Rocket%20Launcher.jpg

 

*Tells jojo man to duck and cover in the bomb shelter.....*

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Lord S... which way you sposed to point that thing!? Looks to me like you could do serious damage to your makeup if you pulled the trigger.

 

Hey jo...! Size isn't everything , you know!

 

Welcome Mad... You would seem to have entered the Hallowed Halls of ... whatever ...already. They only serve fish around here, ya know. Vegans go elsewhere. Not suggesting that you....

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My face is already f**ked up as it is. What else did you expect, Chesto? I went to war in Morrowind and killed 'bout 4,560 Dunmer slavers. My hands get dusty and dirty from the warfight. And make sure you read the manual on how to use rocket launchers before it blows you up! You don't wanna go down that road..... :blink:

 

6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself

7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther)

 

And that shouldn't be two rules. It should all be one. The golden hand is yet the consequences for selling my weapon merchandise without my say so.

 

So here's the new line.

 

6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself. NEVER attempt to sell U.S.F. weaponry without Lord Slyther's permission. Those who illegally sell these weaponry will be punished by a rich gold of death with the power of Slyther's golden hand.

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Chesto, chesto, chesto...Of course size is everything when regarding guns and explosions!!!!

 

Slyther (I'm hunkered down in the dugout as we speak) , will greet the next newbie with the revised commandments :thumbsup: . In the meantime though, i'll have to think up a new one to make it an even ten!

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Have I missed something? :blink: I haven't seen any one-liners (i.e. SPAM)posted in this thread yet.
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