Mad_Modder Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Hello I am new to this forum but not to the forum world Id like to meet other amateur modders and expert moddersto help me on mods I'm a oblivion/morrowind player/modder not a serious modderi simply mod for fun other forum I'm on:www.gamebanshee.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo man Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Welcome to the Nexus!!! I'm sure you can find all the help you've ever wanted right here!! Now then...being new here and all, I feel obligated to inform you that we who are............ :wacko: INSANE :wacko: (thats EVERYONE) adhere to few rules that are known as: The Ten Commandments of Nexus 1) Worship Cthulhu or he shall swallow your soul upon his return. (If Ninja_lord doesn't disembowel you first :ninja: :P )2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.3) Fear the grues 4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)5)Beware the socks(ask Malchik)6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther)8) NEVER attempt to encourage sanity(revised now that there is a Sanity Clause, see Sanity Clues in the lounge :thumbsup: )9)Don't Spam (that one is there to save Sarac the trouble :biggrin: )and last but not least10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here :biggrin: ) Failure to comply with ALL commandments will result in the amputation of anything that protrudes more than 1 inch from torso :P :P :P . Again, Welcome!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad_Modder Posted April 14, 2008 Author Share Posted April 14, 2008 thank you for the advice (praise be Cthulhu lord of something :ermm: ... i guess ... maybe :pinch: Enter My body all insanity :pinch: (i think i pooped :whistling: ) Don't worry grues will forever haunt my dreams (whats A grue anyway) :confused: :thanks: :thanks: :thanks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 thank you for the advice (praise be Cthulhu lord of something :ermm: ... i guess ... maybePh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Slyther Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 I just packed an overhaul of explosives! I guess jojo man is the doomsayer of all nasty grues to avoid by giving out a simple instruction on guidelines. So here's your rocket launcher. http://www.freewebs.com/flood_master/Earth%20Weapon-Rocket%20Launcher.jpg *Tells jojo man to duck and cover in the bomb shelter.....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Lord S... which way you sposed to point that thing!? Looks to me like you could do serious damage to your makeup if you pulled the trigger. Hey jo...! Size isn't everything , you know! Welcome Mad... You would seem to have entered the Hallowed Halls of ... whatever ...already. They only serve fish around here, ya know. Vegans go elsewhere. Not suggesting that you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Slyther Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 My face is already f**ked up as it is. What else did you expect, Chesto? I went to war in Morrowind and killed 'bout 4,560 Dunmer slavers. My hands get dusty and dirty from the warfight. And make sure you read the manual on how to use rocket launchers before it blows you up! You don't wanna go down that road..... :blink: 6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself7) Fear the Golden hand(again, something you could only expect(and should fear) from Lord Slyther) And that shouldn't be two rules. It should all be one. The golden hand is yet the consequences for selling my weapon merchandise without my say so. So here's the new line. 6) Only purchase your top-of-the-line instruments of chaos from Lord Slyther himself. NEVER attempt to sell U.S.F. weaponry without Lord Slyther's permission. Those who illegally sell these weaponry will be punished by a rich gold of death with the power of Slyther's golden hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo man Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Chesto, chesto, chesto...Of course size is everything when regarding guns and explosions!!!! Slyther (I'm hunkered down in the dugout as we speak) , will greet the next newbie with the revised commandments :thumbsup: . In the meantime though, i'll have to think up a new one to make it an even ten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Yo!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Please note - posting one lines is against forum rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo man Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Have I missed something? :blink: I haven't seen any one-liners (i.e. SPAM)posted in this thread yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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