Jump to content

The story the should write a song about you for?


Axisdeath

Recommended Posts

So, what is the single most badass things that has ever happened to you in skyrim? And i mean some seriously amazing stuff. Heres mine:

 

I was doing my second play through of the dark brotherhood quest line and headed out of the sanctuary. Now, at this moment i had my forging all the way to 100, and had gotten everything including the magical items upgrading, so i had a legendary rueful axe. I was wearing ported Eisen Armor with orcish boots and gauntlets(it looks really cool if you do it like that too). I noticed i couldn't fast travel so i wandered into the woods looking for whatever was hunting me. It was dark, and raining. The clouds were out so it was extremely dark.

 

I wandered a little bit into the woods, and soon was attacked by a frost dragon. Taking advantage of the scenery i used the storm call shout to call lightning down on the dragon as i fought it. Soon i had it down, a lightning strike had it crashing through the trees and i ran up to finish the kill. I fought the beat face to face, it snapped at me but i fought back, swinging my axe like a god. Eventually, we were both down on health, and the animation started. Timed almost seemed to stop as my heart beat soared, the dragon coming in for the bite, would it get me, or would i counter?

 

The dragons snout was met with my edge and it jolt back. I ran for him, throwing my self atop his head, holding on for dear life. Soon i let go, fought my axe into the air, jumped, and swung down, piercing the god's wind and implanting my axe deep into the head of the dragon. As i stopp a top the drgons dead body, and absorbed it's very essence, i let out a fully powered FUS RO DAH into the sky, signally my victory to the gods them selves. The old one in sovengard knew to set my place in the mead hall at that moment.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So, what is the single most badass things that has ever happened to you in skyrim? And i mean some seriously amazing stuff. Heres mine:

 

I was doing my second play through of the dark brotherhood quest line and headed out of the sanctuary. Now, at this moment i had my forging all the way to 100, and had gotten everything including the magical items upgrading, so i had a legendary rueful axe. I was wearing ported Eisen Armor with orcish boots and gauntlets(it looks really cool if you do it like that too). I noticed i couldn't fast travel so i wandered into the woods looking for whatever was hunting me. It was dark, and raining. The clouds were out so it was extremely dark.

 

I wandered a little bit into the woods, and soon was attacked by a frost dragon. Taking advantage of the scenery i used the storm call shout to call lightning down on the dragon as i fought it. Soon i had it down, a lightning strike had it crashing through the trees and i ran up to finish the kill. I fought the beat face to face, it snapped at me but i fought back, swinging my axe like a god. Eventually, we were both down on health, and the animation started. Timed almost seemed to stop as my heart beat soared, the dragon coming in for the bite, would it get me, or would i counter?

 

The dragons snout was met with my edge and it jolt back. I ran for him, throwing my self atop his head, holding on for dear life. Soon i let go, fought my axe into the air, jumped, and swung down, piercing the god's wind and implanting my axe deep into the head of the dragon. As i stopp a top the drgons dead body, and absorbed it's very essence, i let out a fully powered FUS RO DAH into the sky, signally my victory to the gods them selves. The old one in sovengard knew to set my place in the mead hall at that moment.

 

 

You definatly know how to write a good story but sadly, for people like me who's on their 4th playthrough, killing a Frost Dragon is pretty much the same as going to the bathroom. It's nothing to Fus Roh Dah about. I guess if bards were to write a song about me , it would probably be for killing hundreds of dragons, giants and Draugr and then for getting killed by a Mudcrab. Yes you can laugh all you want , it realy did happen. I got killed by a mudcrab. A stupid little rock with pincers. I have to say that it was after installing a mod that makes creatures more powerful but still.

 

Kinda feels like a person who climbed all the highest peaks in the world and then dies falling off the sidewalk lol . It's pretty ironic.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

As all of you asked, here's my song of THE BUNNY ENCOUNTER by Rennn.

 

 

Excuse my mic, tones etc.. Did this with my laptop XD I COULDNT WAIT!

 

Download MP3 link : http://www.mediafire.com/?nb3kai74f90c91p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lyrics:

 

 

ONCE A HERO WAS WALKING THE ROADS

 

A BUNNY APPEARED AND SMILED AT THE FOLK

 

 

 

WITH LITTLE RESENTMENT THE FOLK DIDNT SMILE

 

THE BUNNY AMUSED JUST RAN OFF WHILE CRYING

 

 

 

 

THIS IS THE SONG ABOUT DOVAKHIIN SIR

 

ONE OF THE SLAUGHTERS OF BUNNY THE BIRD.

Edited by TheDarkPrince
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My story would be of my first run through.

 

I achieved fame and all the acredidation thats associated with advancement to level 5. Using my newly honed "fine" steel axe, I went in search of the mythical "Giant's Toe" ingredient. Spotting the lumbering giant was easy as I followed the thundering footsteps south and west of Whiterun. I spied the huge biped for some time, watching and waiting for the opportunity to unleash my fury and wrath.

 

As nightfall took hold and shadows lengthened, I siezed the opportunity. Like lightning, I struck hard and fast. The number of near critical hits I bestowed on my quary was staggering. Relentless was my assault. Axe blow upon axe blow found its mark and cut. Cut deaply into the left side of the behemoth. Blood was everywhere. A dust cloud over took the battle, then all went quite. then dark, then cold.

 

At that point, the scripted scene took over as I realized that i barely scratched his boot lace. I watched the scene play out as his huge club swung down at me like a driver and me standing there as a golf ball waits on the tee. The next thing I saw was the ground below me and all the nice and wonderful things being lost in the fog and I spiralled towards the sky, out into space and I crashed to desktop.

Edited by Brandy_123
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...