2012: How the world will really end

[SubjectProphet]

Well, I live in America. So I'm ready, because it seems we're safe.

[zegh8578]

Don´t forget Denmark. Naughty little country.

We have a well trained army, free health care, hot chicks, is directly connected to Europe,

but most important, back in history we held Sweden and Norway in our once great Kingdom :tongue:

 

And we are meat eaters :biggrin:

 

now that you mention it, sweden holds norwegian territory, because YOU guys gave it to them - because YOU guys went to war with them - and YOU guys lost >:0

 

in fact, WE reconquered all these territories, and what did denmark do!? annulled it!

 

*adds denmark to the list, right underneath sweden*

 

*squints*

 

It was an ice winter like last year that made it possible for the Swedish to walk over the Belt, then fall in our backs. Combined with a drunken King and demoralized men, yes we lost all.

However we are planning to take it back. The Öresund Bridge is just a strategic move. Be warned. We are comming, sooner or later :tongue:

 

hmmm...

then it makes sense for us to combine forces. i could make a big fuss about the faroes and greenland, but to be completely honest, i wouldnt fight too hard for either of those...

fight with us! let us retake our former glories! what say you! *viggo mortensen vibe*

[Balagor]

Don´t forget Denmark. Naughty little country.

We have a well trained army, free health care, hot chicks, is directly connected to Europe,

but most important, back in history we held Sweden and Norway in our once great Kingdom :tongue:

 

And we are meat eaters :biggrin:

 

now that you mention it, sweden holds norwegian territory, because YOU guys gave it to them - because YOU guys went to war with them - and YOU guys lost >:0

 

in fact, WE reconquered all these territories, and what did denmark do!? annulled it!

 

*adds denmark to the list, right underneath sweden*

 

*squints*

 

It was an ice winter like last year that made it possible for the Swedish to walk over the Belt, then fall in our backs. Combined with a drunken King and demoralized men, yes we lost all.

However we are planning to take it back. The Öresund Bridge is just a strategic move. Be warned. We are comming, sooner or later :tongue:

 

hmmm...

then it makes sense for us to combine forces. i could make a big fuss about the faroes and greenland, but to be completely honest, i wouldnt fight too hard for either of those...

fight with us! let us retake our former glories! what say you! *viggo mortensen vibe*

 

I say yes. It´s about time Scandinavia stands united, and act as world power. Viggo Mortensen only joined Hollywood to infiltrate the other powers :pirate:

[ita]

i am completely confused by this thread

 

i feel compelled to add that i hope norway invades sweden to retake jemtland and herjedalen before the world goes under.

otherwise would simply not be fair to norwegians :(

 

you all want the best for norwegians

you all like norwegians!

 

It'll take but one of Sweden's much feared kitchen ninjas to subdue anything those fish smelling Norwegians can throw at us. 8)

[Fonger]

i am completely confused by this thread

 

i feel compelled to add that i hope norway invades sweden to retake jemtland and herjedalen before the world goes under.

otherwise would simply not be fair to norwegians :(

 

you all want the best for norwegians

you all like norwegians!

 

It'll take but one of Sweden's much feared kitchen ninjas to subdue anything those fish smelling Norwegians can throw at us. 8)

stand by for an orbital drop of 50,000 tonnes of salt cod.

 

er

 

make that 50,000,000 tonnes

Edited February 14, 2012 by Fonger

[Syco21]

If you're going to drop a lot of smelly fish on Sweden, you better clean up the mess afterwards. Death and destruction is fine, smelly fish will earn you a nuking from orbit.

 

Then i will destroy the universe with a giant echo.....

:thumbsup:

 

How about this:

 

I'm the Headsman of the lounge, and because this thread is confusing to 98% of us, I either:

 

A) Chop you're head off.

 

B) Attempt (I say AGAIN: Attempt) to figure out what you're going on about.

 

or C) Google everything.

Go with B, then listen to Mythicdawn Master, she's very smart. *nods*

 

Or you come to the dark side. We have cookies. And little fairy cakes with rainbow sprinkles on top. Rainbow sprinkles of doom.

Indeed, cookie. mmmmm

 

Well, I live in America. So I'm ready, because it seems we're safe.

Yes, yes you are. Unless you live in California. Alaska will be melted, see how big they really are after they're turned in another sea.:devil:

 

I say yes. It´s about time Scandinavia stands united, and act as world power. Viggo Mortensen only joined Hollywood to infiltrate the other powers :pirate:

Don't do anything silly now.

 

It'll take but one of Sweden's much feared kitchen ninjas to subdue anything those fish smelling Norwegians can throw at us. 8)

I gotta say, those kitchen ninja Swedes look to be about as dangerous as the Swiss! Everyone knows you don't mess with the Swiss, that's why they're all going to be inducted into my super soldier program. I think, these kitchen ninjas would make a great edition to my special forces. :dance:

[mythicdawnmaster]

Hmm a super army eh? well what super army is complete without a group of angry old ladies? Got plenty of them here in Britain.

 

As for my effort in this conquest... i will stand at your side planting evil and manipulating ideas into your head in my black robe. Looking awesome of course. :happy:

[Syco21]

Right you are!

 

So who else is with us? :dance:

[ita]

stand by for an orbital drop of 50,000 tonnes of salt cod.

 

er

 

make that 50,000,000 tonnes

 

Salt cod? They can't do that, Norway signed and ratified the biological weapons convention. :armscrossed:

[Syco21]

Join my army, Ita, together we will destroy the Norwegians and prevent their bio attack!