thomasv333 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I'd probably say WTF then go oooooh cr@p, what level am I and where the heck am I. I'd then travel to the nearest inn collecting alchemy reagents along the way and wait for a traveling merchant to come by that is selling a amulet of water walking. I'd then hide in his room and rob him while he's sleeping. I'd put the amulet on and travel to the IC via the safest roads in tamriel, the lakes and rivers. Once in the IC I'd go to the arcane university and learn as much magic as possible, culminating in the creation of a new midas magic spell "Open Gate to Earth". Upon returning to earth I will live out my life as a simple janitor who moonlights as a all powerful god-mage freedom fighter at night. I would mosly help and heal the innocent at first but slowly over time become corrupted and crazed by power lust as I saw how easy it is to over power the puny humans of this world. It would probably start with the summoning a Balrog in the corporate headquarters of some company I don't like, then it would just get worse from there to the annihilation of small thrid world countrys. To finally the desruction of every major city on the planet and enslavement of all the remaining living creatures so that I can harvest their souls to power my ring of personality 100pts, aaaahh the only thing that really matters in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carah Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 To seduce Martin Septim, and have his love child. :devil: Har, har Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billypnats Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 To seduce Martin Septim, and have his love child. I don't think you can have orgasms in oblivion.....yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacemanSpIiff Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Oh you can, It requires a bit of photoshop for the gooey detail, One of AlienSlof's pictures had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBooch Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My back yard is over an acre in size. What I would give to be able to walk out to my back yard with a keyboard...hit "~tg" and have my grass instantly mown!! Oh god that would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thiosk2 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Collect skulls. Big pile. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Open a bordello :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billypnats Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 yea but not in like Real oblivion, oblivion orgasms would be.... nasty in all its HDR-ness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Open a bordello :biggrin:Dezdi... you do realize that i am still standing on a chair over in your newbie thread, right? You carry on like that and i am likely to have a serious fall, which at my age could be fatal. And will you be doing discounts for OAP'S? Or take chocolate in exchange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarya Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'd pretend to be innocent and lost young girl, wait until some bad people take me in to do something terrible to me or lure them to a secluded dark place, and then rip their throats off, drink their blood, feast on their hearts and throw what is left of them to dogs. I don't like bad people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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