Breton Thief Oriana Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Jesus died for all our sins (And a klondike bar as well). Jesus said "Tomarrow, one of you will betray me....for a klondike bar." Jesus is the messiah, and for that, we shower him with gifts. The three wise men came towards the baby in the manger baring gold, gems, and...can you guess it?....KLONDIKE BARS [singing] Oh what would you do-OO-oOo for a klondike bar?[/singing] well, we've all seen what jesus would do for a klondike bar. Now what about you folks at home? what would YOU do for a klondike bar? A NOTE TO THE MODS: if you accepted the "what color mold grows on our socks" thread, then you should accept this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wesaynothin Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 ...I'd read an odd little thread that makes my easily manipulated brain get up out of its chair, move to its body, and go to the store to buy one ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Well now we have just been advised that we may be being too lenient. Much though you may be a Klondike Bar fetishist, I have not even a clue as to what it is. If I let this thread go Breton Thief, do not start posting others like it or I will savage it with the spear of Spamdoom! Take this to be a note that change is on the way! And can we please keep Jesus out of these debates. He was a good Jewish boy. That's all we need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Guess it's an American thing.... A klondike bar is a an ice cream thing advertised by the question "what would you do for a klondike bar?" and massively exaggerated desperate acts to get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted February 25, 2004 Author Share Posted February 25, 2004 ok, sorry. I just saw a shirt online that said "What would Jesus do...for a klondike bar?" and thought it was funny. At least it isnt TOO derranged. [gotta buy that shirt] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionith Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 I wouldn't do to much for a klondike bar. I don't like them that much, they always fall apart when I'm eating them... Oh, are these theWWJD T shirts? I think I'm going to have to get one to.. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breton Thief Oriana Posted February 25, 2004 Author Share Posted February 25, 2004 um, yup, sure are. you found a secret tressure trove of awesome merchandise! Must go! Must Buy! (fitting with a topic, finish both those sentences with "Klondike bar.) I just realized. I never said what I would do for one. I'd go to my freezer and pull one out to eat, seeing as I have a box full of em. EDIT: new idea by me. a guy buys a klondike bar and then walks into an actual bar. He starts talking with the first hot chick he sees. she says, "My! its so big!" and he says, "Yup. and cold too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionith Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 :lol: Lol... A future commercial designer right here! Well, maybe you have better things to do with your life... B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camonna Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 This is what i`d do: What would you do for a klondike bar? - commercial Nothing now shutup and give me my Klondike bar! - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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