Deleted472477User Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 The article If this is so, then I demand monthly baby showers, darn it :D "Why does your registry include an Alienware PC, Skyrim, and Starbucks gift cards?" "I'm raising my kid to be a gamer!" Seriously, that state is getting more batpoop insane by the day. If this country itself gets any crazier, I'm moving to Canada before it goes all Handmaid's Tale on my butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitualBlack Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Make sure when you move to Canada (specifically Ontario) you have at least two bells on your sleigh :laugh: . It is the law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Not true, make sure you have a decent job first.. Although the way of the Government heading now.. If you dig deep enough you know what i mean.. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 i got one to top all of yourshttp://www.idiotlaws.com/entering-wisconsin-with-a-chicken-on-your-head-is-prohibited/i believe the same thing with a duck is prohibited the other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illiad86 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Hahah..I remember that one with Wisconsin. There's a lot of really old dumb laws that are still in "effect" so to say. Trying to remember a few of them now....I remember some old Chicago law that you couldn't have a cow in your house or something lol. Arizona is getting crazier by the day. That's about the stupidest law I've ever seen. So if I'm ovulating, I'm pregnant? What's next, a guy masturbating is illegal because sperm is "life"? Wow....just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadus Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 @Illiad86I think they tried that already, but realized they couldn't stop us. According to this law, I was technically 'alive' (or conceived) two weeks before I was actually formed, thus creating the paradox of me existing outside the space-time continuum. Sounds like something from Futurama.... *excellent Professor Farnsworth impersonation*Remarkable! Apparently, we all suffer from a rather benign and completely worthless case of Pre-life! Leave it to our government to do something to crazy. Then again, it is illegal to anything other than missionary in Virgina. Poor poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyYou Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 I think everyone in virginia that has broken that law, should turn themselves in..... maybe THAT would get the legislatures attention. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagrant0 Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Arizona is getting crazier by the day. That's about the stupidest law I've ever seen. So if I'm ovulating, I'm pregnant? What's next, a guy masturbating is illegal because sperm is "life"? Wow....just wow.Why not, they already want to ban pornography of every kind. Gotta love laws passed by extremist groups. It doesn't actually matter what the real implication of the law is, they just want to make it so that anyone with differing ideals is not allowed to act on them. What we really need is some people to come together to form a bonefide "religion" based on logic, medical health, civil responsibility, and acceptance of "vices" in moderation. Then most of these things could be qualified as personal rights under Freedom of Religion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saadus Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 Join Saadus-ism, completely unrelated to Sadism or Satanism. We preach here moderation is the key. Not every desire and thought is a sin. Its the basis of human nature! Join the church of Saadus, and realized that you are, after all, only human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 In NSW, it's against the law for taxi drivers to not have a bundle of hay in the trunk. This is why I'm advocating for cheese to be our new god, because cheese is not that evil and it does not speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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