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Ending or taking over the World


Necromancer G

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Oh oh. If anyone see's any zombies or wraiths just walking around stupidly then please kill them quickly. While practising my necromancy, I accidently set them loose. I would summon some to go and get them but I may get 'interupted' again! Those ear plugs weren't strong enough!!

 

PS Sorry I haven't been on much, I have been back at school the past few days sadly. Stupid new teachers for sciences. If they don't be nice they shall feel my wrath!!

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<metal door crashes open, stage left; steam powered wheel chair, wheels in need of lubrication, squeaks into view, slowly, erratically; artificial maniacal laughter is heard coming from an orifice in a face devoid of features, save some Roy Orbison dark glasses, stapled at the temples; one prosthetic hand clutches a banjo; the other attempts to play the banjo half of the Deliverance music, while at the same time also attempts to give the high five salute, to no one in particular; the boiler on the steam powered wheel chair, with squeaking wheels, begins to overheat; pressure, as evidenced by the rivets beginning to pop from the seams of the bulging metal casing, builds up; the prosthetic hand , clutching the banjo, malfunctions; the banjo splinters; the other prosthetic hand grabs the Roy Orbison dark glasses and shatters them; the wheel chair karooms off walls, in its wayward, wheel squeaking, progress across stage centre; the metallic metal voice takes on a panicked tone, even while the maniacal laughter continues; both prosthetic hands fight for possession of the shattered remnants of the Roy Orbison dark glasse; steam gushes from all seams on the boiler; the wheel chair slows just as it reaches the threshhold of the metallic door, stage right; just enough momentum left, the chair tips the occupant out; the sound of many tiny tearing claws and tiny gnashing teeth is heard once more; a pathetic artificial whimper is the last thing heard, other than a looped laughter track . >
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[door to his room slowly opens][sticks head out]

 

Uhh boy,you out there.

 

[hears a squeak]

 

Oh s***

 

[hides back in]

 

Crap i sure pissed of the boss.I hope he isnt going to slaughter me.

 

[hears josh and gamebird talk about killing the undead with silver bullets][quietly opens door and sneaks out with his trusty mini gun]

 

Psst,guys if your going to shoot the undead you'll need this.Oh and Dezi is wondering where her shrooms are.

 

[thumbs up with a hapless grin on face][sneaks back into room]

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