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This is what I cherry-picked from all posts made in this thread as of page #23, post #226 (Oct 16, 2008):

 

Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.

- Unknown

 

"Don't try to pee on me and tell me it's raining"

- Judge Judy

 

"If it was easy, everybody else would be doing it."

- Unknown

 

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."

- Unknown

 

"Those who anger you, control you."

- Aristotle

 

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

- Unknown

 

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun then you can with just a kind word."

- Al Capone

 

"All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

- WeBBer

 

"Holding grudges saves me the trouble of learning to hate you all over again."

- Woogie

 

"A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body."

- Unknown

 

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!'"

- Unknown

 

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right."

- Mark Twain

 

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."

- Benjamin Franklin

 

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

- Robert A. Heinlein

 

"Should a grasshopper decide to do battle with a lawnmower one could admire his courage but not his judgment."

- Robert A. Heinlein

 

"A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole."

- Frank Zappa-

 

"Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure."

- Bob Hope

 

"Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it."

- William Arthur Ward

 

"Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day. Set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life"

- Terry Pratchett

 

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."

- Mark Twain

 

"My philosophy of life: Nobody gets out of life alive."

- Chesto

 

"The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."

- Anatole France

 

"Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."

- Terry Goodkind

 

"Politics is derived from two different roots; 'poly,' meaning many, and 'ticks,' meaning blood-sucking parasites."

- Larry Hardiman

 

"It isn't what you call me, it's what I answer to that counts"

- Unknown

 

"I don't need your issues, I have my own subscription"

- Unknown

 

"A closed mouth gathers no feet"

- Unknown

 

"In war, truth is the first casualty."

- Aeschylus

 

"The wise man speaks because he has something to say, the fool because he has to say something."

- Aristotle

 

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."

- Unknown

 

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

- Winston Churchill

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Mark Twain

US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

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Sheppard, it is IHammonds, not LHammonds. and i like driving my new Tractor at dangerous speeds down motorways wink.gif

 

haha enjoy Conan ( i am so sorry i just couldn't resist you get back you for forgetting my nickname

 

 

Col John Sheppard

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