LHammonds Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 This is what I cherry-picked from all posts made in this thread as of page #23, post #226 (Oct 16, 2008): Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse. - Unknown "Don't try to pee on me and tell me it's raining" - Judge Judy "If it was easy, everybody else would be doing it." - Unknown "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." - Unknown "Those who anger you, control you." - Aristotle "Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." - Unknown "You can get more with a kind word and a gun then you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone "All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." - WeBBer "Holding grudges saves me the trouble of learning to hate you all over again." - Woogie "A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body." - Unknown "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!'" - Unknown "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." - Mark Twain "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." - Benjamin Franklin "Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done." - Robert A. Heinlein "Should a grasshopper decide to do battle with a lawnmower one could admire his courage but not his judgment." - Robert A. Heinlein "A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an asshole." - Frank Zappa- "Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure." - Bob Hope "Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it." - William Arthur Ward "Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day. Set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life" - Terry Pratchett "Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." - Mark Twain "My philosophy of life: Nobody gets out of life alive." - Chesto "The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." - Anatole France "Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie." - Terry Goodkind "Politics is derived from two different roots; 'poly,' meaning many, and 'ticks,' meaning blood-sucking parasites." - Larry Hardiman "It isn't what you call me, it's what I answer to that counts" - Unknown "I don't need your issues, I have my own subscription" - Unknown "A closed mouth gathers no feet" - Unknown "In war, truth is the first casualty." - Aeschylus "The wise man speaks because he has something to say, the fool because he has to say something." - Aristotle "Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich." - Unknown "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark TwainUS humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyreil829 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Sheppard, it is IHammonds, not LHammonds. and i like driving my new Tractor at dangerous speeds down motorways wink.gif haha enjoy Conan ( i am so sorry i just couldn't resist you get back you for forgetting my nickname Col John Sheppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value." By Stephen Hawking, Physicist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamerbird Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 'He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man'Dr Samuel Johnson http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Samuel_Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "Don't try to pee on me and tell me it's raining"Judge Judy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. --Waiter Rant Waiter Rant weblog, 11-29-05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper13 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 he who runs away livs to run away again-Jack Sparrow not all darkness is evil,most is missunderstood --personal motto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."Saul Bellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyreil829 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 LHammonds is going to kill me Col John Sheppard Col John Sheppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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