varen Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "Such is life"-Ned Kelly on the gallows. "Tastes just like chicken"-Unknown. "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer for the rest of his life"-Unknown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 VP Candidate Sarah Palin has a bad tendency to speak in run-on sentances, but this example... her mouth ran off and left her brain in the background, trying to catch up. Interviewer:"And here we are down to the last few days, and you still have critics who have come at you and say things like she's not ready to be vice president let alone president of the united states. reassure those people if you can in this interview why you are not only ready to be vice president but, if called upon, to be president of the United States." Governor Palin:"Yeah, absolutely, and it's not just my executive experience will be put to good use as some good in this world and America that is a nation just of exceptionalism, so much to offer, and so much opportunity here, and hope here, and what we need to do is allow that opportunity to be seized by the people who live here, government not getting in their way, but government being put back on their side, so that our families and businesses can grow and prosper and thrive, and John McCain and I so sharing of that world view and how we're gonna get there, it's gonna be, good, for this nation." Source: http://www2.tbo.com/video/2008/oct/07/sara...s-channe-30470/The jibberish starts at 06:25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkinbear Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Don't let your alligator mouth write checks your candy ass can't cash can you trust your government?ask an Indain. Love is supposed to hurtthats why they say your falling in love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelCastroChe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 can you trust your government?ask an Indain. Love is supposed to hurtthats why they say your falling in love Never trust an illegal government (coming from an indian) .........! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelCastroChe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Bach to classics: "As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. Leonardo da Vinci... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelCastroChe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 everybody likes some ass but nobody likes a smart ass ............True.............! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FidelCastroChe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken ..................False..................! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javalin Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Wars come and Go, But my Soldiers... They stay Eternal Ice Cube (xXx 2) To be loved is a virtue, and a good feelingBut to love someone, is the sign of good faith My Gran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkinbear Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 every day ends in Ybut sometimes they start that wayY did I get out of bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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