LordTenaim Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 "menomana, dodoododo, menomana, dodododo." Menomana the Muppets, by Jim Henson. (the greatest puppet show on earth) "'Inane looking Parrot' is no way to refer to our Ally's national emblem, Grandma" The caption of a Giles cartoon from 7 August 1980 (in the Express). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleRoe Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” -Monty Python Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GETbacon Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Two Things are infinite: human stupidity and the universe. I'm not so sure about the universe. - Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 "Politicans are like diapers....they both need changing regularly for the same reason." - Author unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXEvandarXxx Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”- Jimi Hendrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "whatever you need is that way!" -guy at rennaisance festival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
species5478 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 When all else fails, try the impossible.J.L.Sims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Povuholo Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Debating in youtube comment sections is like competing in the special olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pronam Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I am treated as evil by those who feel persecuted because they are not allowed to force me to believe as they do.Author Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleRoe Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. -Eisenhower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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