The Quest of 13Artispheres1313

[Maharg67]

Balancecas has been changed into the more 'evil' sounding Debalancecas.

An attempt to improve JackOman's jokes failed miserably.

JillOman's hair by Cut, Snip and Colour Salon of the Stars.

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The big jetfighters, of the Skylulords of Skyluclans of SkyluEmpire, thankfully flew away. If there had been a hole, still, in the dometown's towndome that would probably not have been the case. Their jet-engines were very expensive and the damned Skylulords cared more about them than they did the grounded peoples.

Danny Darkover came with them, along with his pet-companion dog fluffy, in four tracktrucks. The other four were sold, cheaply, to the Local Governance Service Defence Network or the LGSDN or pronounced namewise in syllables as 'lo' 'go' 'sede' 'net' being Logosedenet. LGSDN huffily called it the LGSDN and were offended by the term Logosedenet; this made the term Logosedenet even more popular, in the general population, they being annoyed by LGSDN's over inflated self importance.

They were picked up by a quasimaterialising phase catapult that phasewise 'hurled' the four tracktrucks all the way to Centropolis that would, by more standard means, taken months if not years. They landed just a little bumpy and then Danny threw up violently as he had ignored the warning about not eating for at least an hour before 'catapulting', it being a mistake that he would never make again.

Centropolis was a supercity, massive, stretching out to the distance natural rock ringwall that surrounded its crystal towers, superconcrete gold pebble dotted blocktowers, glittering glassmetal domes, hardest wooden skyward pagodas, elegant flying buttress supported temples and other structures centered at the great towering hardest rock statue of male phallus that was officially forbidden to be placed on tourist postcards being a law that everybody ignored. Millions, of gawking tourists, would constantly assure other people that they had not come to the great metropolis to 'ogle' such a terribly 'vulgar' site and they only took all those photographs to show others just how terribly uncouth it was. Some locals were deeply annoyed that that one edifice took tourists' attention away from other, smaller, but more beautiful structures. On the other hand it made a lot of money for the city's tourist industry including the makers of souvenirs.

JillOman studied the distance monolith. “Those AncientOnes were not much into modesty by our standards but scholars have constantly pointed out it was all about fertility. I think they are partly correct but that the ancients also had dirty imaginations.”

Edited February 16, 2019 by Maharg67