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Jesh

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Hello everybody! I'm a complete and total newbie here! :P I betcha I'm one of the few to admit it! Raargh! I'm crazy and nuts and insane but oddly philosophical at times and people who have listened to my ramblings have complained about a strange feeling of understanding... Bwahahahahaha!

 

Okay, okay... Let's do this the right way now...

 

*me gets up off folding chair/me moves to podium*

Hi... Uhh... My, uhhmm... Name.... My name... Issss.... Uhh... Jesh... Yeah... Hi, my name is Jesh... And... I'm... Uhh.... Uhmmm... Yeah... Okay... My name's Jesh and I'm... kiiiinda... addicted... to... uhh... TES3... Uhh... Yeah...

*random people in the forum nod and clap a bit/Jesh sits down*

 

Well... Yeahp... Hi. I've been playing TES3 for... not that long... but it rules. RULES I SAY! Yeah... I'm sleepy and I get hyper when I'm sleepy... I've got ADHD too so I am writing this over a few-hour-long time period... I take Aderol for it though... But who cares? You don't, right? Alright then.

 

:bleh: I need :help:

 

I mean, what's with the level thingies and such? *confused*

 

-Jesh

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Welcome!

I too have been on this forum for only a short period of time, and already I have learned a lot.

Using common courtesy and good comportment will get you far. Also, try to use the English language as best you can; of course, for many on this forum, English is a second tongue (in particular, those sweet talkers from Ireland), and they may be excused. But good spelling and good grammar better help to convey your real meaning.

 

Also, don’t be afraid to ask a question. The only meaningless question is the one not asked. But before you begin posting “When is MEMod being released?”, please do yourself a favor and use the search function. The moderators (and the other forum users in general) greatly dislike the same query over and over, and will most certainly resort to pointing out the question was answered elsewhere, along with a warning not to engage in such behavior.

And as others have said before, please read carefully over the rules and regulations governing this forum. They do spell out quite clearly what is and is not acceptable.

 

Other than that, sit back, relax, and have fun.

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Welcome to the forums, have fun and don't spam :P

 

I'll never give up my title as newbie greeter extraordinaire!! NEVER!!!! AHAHA..ha...

 

Ahem.

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SWITCH! Three cheers for rapid results!

 

Hi there, Jesh.

 

I have no problem with you having AD&D. I think it's very common. We've got the dreaded BST in the UK at the moment. There has also been a virulent strain of E&OE in many of the recent posts on this forum, so I do sympathise.

 

Now that summer is approaching (in the Northern hemisphere, if southern you may have to wit for a few months) go out and purchase the latest Malchik fragrance with its own built in idiot repellent. It can be diluted and used as a cordial with mild viagra effect. Also it may be rubbed onto cuts and bruises to make you feel totally enervated. (It also removes stains from black dresses.)

 

PS - Don't Spam!

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Sounds exactly like I did about uh... a week ago? Though I don't think I said "um" quite as much... ;) For an example, take a look at my profile.. Yeah, I still need to change it. Oh well.

 

Congrats, you have just entered one of the largest thriving communities of users on the planet, you should feel priviledged.

 

And thank you Malchik for the very.. uh.. amusing remedy. I think I know a few people that would do good with the diluted version.

 

Anyway, gl with your posts, and no :spam: .

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