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Corrupt a Wish(game)


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Granted, a male silverback gorilla gives you a hug. Unfortunately, he squeezes too hard and crushes your torso, reducing your internal organs to jelly.

 

I wish all politicians were afflicted with a disorder that caused them to violently fart every time they told a lie.

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Wish granted... you are an Urban Spaceman that now

instead of doing the twist, always dances the cha cha.

I wish I could have afforded to go to the Olympics.

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Granted. The instant you arrive, your personal information is stolen, your finances wiped out, and your very identity expunged from existence. You are now permanently stranded in Sochi, with no hope of ever leaving. But you get to watch the Olympics in person.

 

I wish I knew the plural form of 'Apocalypse'.

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Wish granted, you end up in the last poster wins.

 

I wish more people would post in the last poster wins, record is not looking likely to happen at this rate.

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