Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Tidus44]

Granted, but you forgot to put on pants before running outside to go to the shelter.

 

I wish I could find my Dragon Age Origins disk.

[brokenergy]

Granted but it required Origin

 

I wish that my report was finished and up to scratch

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but you missed the due date by two weeks.

 

I wish I had a good working refrigerator with freezer.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. You love it so much that you try to marry it, then get arrested for an angry, violent tirade when you can't convince any place to legalize marriage to home appliances.

 

 

I wish it wasn't suppose to rain all week here. (Send some of it to California, maybe -- they need it more.)

[The_Vyper]

Granted, the rain goes to California and the wildfires come to you.

 

I wish the wind would stop blowing so hard.

[YoungSinatra]

Granted, the wind died down, but only in the eye of the storm. The winds that came next destroyed your home and killed thousands.

 

I wish that it wasn't so flat here where I live. (More mountains, hills, etc.)

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Hills form overnight, splitting your house like this.

 

I wish I hadn't almost inhaled my lunch a moment ago.

[brokenergy]

Granted, you die from not inhaling your lunch

 

I wish I got a 100 on my assessment

[YoungSinatra]

Granted, the assessment was assessing how good of a sacrifice you would make to raise the Dark Lord. You were a perfect candidate.

I wish that the media wasn't so full of crap.

[MalachiDelacot]

Wish granted because the media is no longer full of crap.... it is overflowing

I wish I could have finished my performance when I was in Russia