Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Nexus Set]

Today, you just turned two years old.

 

I wish I was a Starfleet officer.

[AssyMcGee]

Wish Granted, welcome to the security department of the U.S.S. Enterprise, here's your red shirt and it looks like you are required in the teleportation room. Good luck. ( I give him five minutes.)

 

I wish to hear the greatest song ever written.

[Thor.]

Wish granted instead you here the worst music ever, of all time. Also guess who it is sung by, You AssyMcGee. :biggrin:

 

I wish it was the long weekend already, Easter.

[WaLkAwaY]

Granted but the Easter bunny gets hit by a car right outside your house so you get no candy and the ensuing investigation and news coverage makes it impossible for you to leave your house or get an relaxation.

 

I wish I could get a decent cup of coffee.

[Sheylan]

Granted, but your worst enemy slips cyanide into it.

 

 

 

I wish I had a ferret.

[brokenergy]

Granted but the ferret didn't like, so it bit you and fled.

 

I wish for a new bike

[jonnym123456789]

granted but this is what you got

 

 

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/067/8/0/Wild_Wacky_Action_Bike_by_quente.jpg

 

i wish i could eat all the food i want without getting fat or full

[brokenergy]

Granted, now you drink this new energy drink that makes you become something like this

 

http://files.singaporesoxfan.com/images/gigantism.jpg

 

I wish I had play-doh

[rebalious]

Granted but it was shaped like Diablo from Primal Rage and ate you.

http://www.mugenation.com/images/chars/Primal%20Rage/Diablo.gif

I wish I was good at making .gifs

[Trandoshan]

granted, but you have to make me a few. Where's the corruption Trandoshan, You say? I will only accept porn! Ha HA!

 

 

I wish Beth, and Square would come together to make a decent final fantasy, or at the very least, I would wish that square would stop dragging their knuckles when it came to improving final fantasy games.