Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Dicecaster]

The Men in Black come to your house and kill you for witnessing the effects of good internet.

 

I wish I had an SNES version of Earthworm Jim.

[FnimonSni]

You got your game but when you put it in your SNES explodes in your face.

 

I wish I got Skyrim now!

[Dicecaster]

Granted. The game is fantastic and runs flawlessly, your hardware is unharmed, and the game was sent to you as a gift from the company, free of charge.

Then came the mobs.

No, not mobs, legions. Tens of thousands of mindless, Elder Scroll-starved gamers come ambling toward your doorstep. They rip right through the walls of your home in a furious torrent. They see you, playing the game, and rip you apart, limb from limb, with startling ease. They claw with their bare hands at the computer tower and, triumphantly, one out of the horde holds the disc in his hand for a brief moment, standing frozen with a look of glee upon his face, until he too is shredded to ribbons by the rest of the writhing, cord-covered mass, and a bloody battle ensues, going on for hours. Finally, at about midnight, stands one shell of a man, fragments of his headset boring into his skull. He laughs a malevolent laugh, and then drops dead of weariness.

 

I wish for pie.

Edited September 30, 2011 by Dicecaster

[billyro]

Granted, the pie weighed 600 tonnes, the filling was lava, and it was positioned above your head about 10 metres.

 

I wish for no sunburn.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted, Enjoy the frost bite :D

 

 

I wish tf2 arcade sounds would work.

 

 

P.S. That has to be the best corruption I have ever read. Kudos diecaster!

[billyro]

Granted, the sound was extremely piercing in tone and volume that it shattered your computer screen and ear drums. The broken glass from the screen stabbed you and pinned you to the wall when the sound volume suddenly increased beyond measure. Basically, it killed you. So yeah.

 

I wish for a daedric knife.

[Dicecaster]

Granted. The daedra who owns it comes looking for it.

 

I wish I had more time in the day. Literally, like 30 hours a day.

 

@somerandomsheepthathops

Thanks. Hey, does that mean you play Team Fortress 2?

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted. The daedra who owns it comes looking for it.

 

I wish I had more time in the day. Literally, like 30 hours a day.

 

@somerandomsheepthathops

Thanks. Hey, does that mean you play Team Fortress 2?

 

Granted now you only have four hours of night time. And only you are effected.

 

 

I wish steam would stop messing up constantly.

 

 

P.S. Actually yes I do.

I play it a lot.

[Dicecaster]

Fine. It only messes up on the even-numbered months.

 

I wish for Ultimate Cosmic Power. Mainly, I'd like to have it so I can get some friggin' pie (lava pie doesn't count).

 

Yeah, I play tons (just started a couple months ago). On Steam, I'm Dicecaster38, so if you're ever playing feel free to check to see if I'm on (if that's how TF2 works, I'm not sure..)

[brokenergy]

Granted but you went insane

 

I wish for more time