SubjectProphet Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Granted, but while you slept, the world around you was destroyed by the storm. I wish my roomate would get back sooner with money so I can get Fallout: New Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I wish my roommate would get back sooner with money so I can get Fallout: New Vegas.Granted but the money is stolen, the cops burst in seconds after your roommate and take you both into custody. Your system(s) and games are taken as evidence and "accidentally" destroyed. I wish the air around here was cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectProphet Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Granted, the the air is unbreathable and everyone dies. I wish Treyarch wouldn't release another COD game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Wish granted they get a cod game instead. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4DxWHwRBHqw/TghoLGu6dfI/AAAAAAAABy0/2ZfhYen44Qo/s1600/cod.jpg aka cod shooter :teehee: I wish for a psvita 3g model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, but it comes into contact with an antimatter rat spewing negative dark matter from its rear. The resulting explosion destroys half of whatever planet you're on. I wish this blasted headache would go away, without requiring a decapitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, they took it the ye old fastion way http://thelistcafe.com/images/stories/Lists/066_10_Chilling_ancient_medical_treatments/medieval-medical-procedures-trepanning.jpg I wish for more books to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetradite Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Granted, but they are all books about modern management techniques and improving corporate efficiency. Plus the delivery driver bringing them to you is Fran Drescher, she pokes you in the eyes blinding you, and feels so bad about this that she decides to read them all out loud to you. I wish I could sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted, but the method used puts you into a 40 year coma. During that time, the world is conquered by aliens twice, ends twelve to twenty-seven times, goes through three more world wars and is reduced to a radioactive wasteland. You learn all of this upon awakening and die of a heart attack brought on by shock. I wish... hmm, what do I wish? Oh, I know! I wish you hadn't clicked on the spoiler tag. Why did you do it? WHY?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectProphet Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Granted. But everyone in the world but me clicks it. I wish the First Lady (no names here) would accept America likes to eat and give us back OUR COOKIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Granted, but the cookies are now laced with...something that turns everyone who eats them into blood-sucking ninja vampires or sword-wielding samurai werewolves. Naturally, this results in a samurai werewolf/ninja vampire war that destroys the world. Twice. I wish politics wasn't a game where the only ones who really want to play are the very ones who should never be allowed to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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