Corrupt a Wish(game)

[SubjectProphet]

Granted. But because you know the meaning of life, the goverment ties you up and starves you to death so no one else knows it.

 

I wish I didn't have to say "I wish" at the start of every sentence on this thread.

[The_Vyper]

I wish I didn't have to say "I wish" at the start of every sentence on this thread.

Granted, you only have to say "I wish" at the start of every other sentence in this thread.

 

I wish people would stop trying to tell me why I do things when they don't have the faintest idea of what they're talking about.

[brokenergy]

Granted now you are forced to do them.

 

I wish I earned money from work experence

[Flintlockecole]

Granted, but you gain no work experience in due of money.

 

I wish I could go a full day completely numb from bad memories.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but now your good memories cause negative feelings.

 

 

I wish I didn't have to keep corrupting wishes in order to keep this thread going.

Edited March 4, 2012 by The_Vyper

[Thor.]

Wish granted you get banned

 

I wish For Borderlands for the Psvita :teehee::teehee::teehee:

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but it causes an overload that rips a hole in the space-time continuum, which deposits you on a deserted, barely habitable planet 400,000 light years away and 900,000 years in the future.

 

I wish that blue-furred, two-tailed, four-armed, seven-eyed boogle monkey sitting outside my window would just shut up.

[billyro]

Granted, it shuts up whilst it is eating your flesh.

 

I wish that everything was easy.

[naomis8329]

Granted, however, "easy come, easy go....... poof".

 

I wish life was an endless bowl of cherries.....

[62firelight]

Granted but unfortunately, the bowl of cherries fall on everyone, killing all of us.

 

I wish Mass Effect 3 had a better ending.

Edited March 23, 2012 by 62firelight