billyro Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, you instead stumbled into a spike pit. I wish a certain company wasn't so god-damned unorganised so I didn't have to pay $3,500 to stay in uni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex2avs Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Granted, but you're the only one who'll have to pay that sum. I wish that people were more quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Granted, your eardrums explode and you can no longer hear. I wish the Boogeyman would stop chasing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Wish granted it eats you instead... Sigh i wish things where open on Easter Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex2avs Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Granted, but they are closed for the rest of the year. Wish I had an angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicecaster Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Granted. An angel is chained to your living room floor for your amusement. Unfortunately for you, he only sits there quietly. But you know he's judging you. Nothing you do is good enough for the angel. At first you try to simply ignore him. Then you try to get him to say something, anything. But no. Just the constant fierce stares. It drives you mad. You can't live like this. How can anyone live with someone who is impossible to please? You have to get out. You would do anything to get out. So you abandon your house and take to the streets. But then you discover that the angel wasn't really chained to the house, he was chained to YOU. You drive yourself mad trying to escape him, but the farther you run the faster he chases. You find yourself on top of a tall building, overlooking the crowded streets below. Now is your only true chance for escape. *SPLAT* I wish for spring rainbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Granted, but you were stuck with snow I wish for something to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Granted, but you were stuck with snow I wish for something to dogranted, you commit suicide. I wish I could time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 (edited) Wish granted you accidentally travel back in time to the point before earth existed, and you suffocate do to lack of oxygen and float there in space, while earths very young star gobbles you up as it forms. I wish for pie Edited March 30, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Granted, a psychotic clown throws a hot apple pie in your face, giving you 1st and 2nd degree burns. I wish the Sandman would stop throwing me out of the Land of Nod every half hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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