alex2avs Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Granted , you'll be trapped in the Land of Nod for eternity. I wish I was more selfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 granted, your a shellfish. I wish I was batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Granted, you sprout wings and turn into a hideous human-bat hybrid... thing. I wish I had determination to do my assignments (of which are due in 2 days lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Granted, but you did the wrong assignments. I wish for cheese. And clouds made of butter. Oh, and a puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 (edited) Granted, your puppy has a butter craving and it turns out it not only has a craving but is obsessed with butter and cheese, turns out it eats himself to death, because he's made of cheese to. I wish for a ps4 Edited May 18, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Granted, it was Xbox 720. I wish for an iron stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, you die because your stomach is made of iron, and that's not good for the health. I wish my internet would fix itself and get up to speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 (edited) Wish granted they upgrade you to a t1 or equivalent to one, but there is a catch, you only have a 1mb download cap. I wish it wasn't so humid outside. Edited May 19, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 (I've always had a 1mb download cap, it's nothing to me) Granted, the sudden disappearance of humidity causes your next intake of breath to be painful. (Lol, I can't do better than that.) I wish it was warmer in the morning/at night and cooler during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted May 19, 2013 Share Posted May 19, 2013 Granted, the temperature at night/morning is so hot it boils your blood, and the daytime temperature is so cold it freezes you solid. I wish for dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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