Corrupt a Wish(game)

[alex2avs]

Granted , you'll be trapped in the Land of Nod for eternity.

 

I wish I was more selfish.

[gaminggriffin]

granted, your a shellfish.

 

I wish I was batman.

[billyro]

Granted, you sprout wings and turn into a hideous human-bat hybrid... thing.

 

I wish I had determination to do my assignments (of which are due in 2 days lol)

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but you did the wrong assignments.

 

I wish for cheese. And clouds made of butter. Oh, and a puppy.

[Thor.]

Granted, your puppy has a butter craving and it turns out it not only has a craving but is obsessed with butter and cheese, turns out it eats himself to death, because he's made of cheese to.

 

I wish for a ps4

Edited May 18, 2013 by Thor.

[brokenergy]

Granted, it was Xbox 720.

 

I wish for an iron stomach

[billyro]

Granted, you die because your stomach is made of iron, and that's not good for the health.

 

I wish my internet would fix itself and get up to speed.

[Thor.]

Wish granted they upgrade you to a t1 or equivalent to one, but there is a catch, you only have a 1mb download cap.

 

I wish it wasn't so humid outside.

Edited May 19, 2013 by Thor.

[billyro]

(I've always had a 1mb download cap, it's nothing to me)

 

Granted, the sudden disappearance of humidity causes your next intake of breath to be painful. (Lol, I can't do better than that.)

 

I wish it was warmer in the morning/at night and cooler during the day.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, the temperature at night/morning is so hot it boils your blood, and the daytime temperature is so cold it freezes you solid.

 

I wish for dirt. Lots and lots of dirt.