AaronOfMpls Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Granted. You get mobbed so much by medical researchers that you have to change your name and become a hermit somewhere to get any peace and quiet. I wish summer wasn't quite as hot and humid here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Wish granted but it is now very cold and dry I wish there was an infinite supply of oreos in my fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 (edited) Granted. They quickly collapse into a black hole, swallowing your fridge and your kitchen before falling through the ground to devour the Earth from the inside out. I wish I'd learned to ride a bike better. (As a kid, I was about as successful as Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.) Edited May 20 by AaronOfMpls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Wish granted but you move so fast your bike blows up. I wish the world never had a mongol empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted May 20 Share Posted May 20 Granted. The world is changed so much that neither you nor I nor anyone else living today is born. The world is populated by hundreds of millions of different people instead. Enjoy our nonexistence! I wish these wishes were less destructive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 (edited) Granted they will always be constructive, to be the point they will surround you with a thick wall and you will die there starving. I wish to have the supreme cleverness so I always react the best possible way in any situation. Edited June 15 by Oblivionaddicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Granted but your IQ drops drastically I wish that humans could eat trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Granted. So many trees get eaten that deforestation increases even more in a lot of countries. I wish Patrick Stewart could grant wishes by saying "Make it so." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted June 2 Share Posted June 2 Wish granted but he turns into a balloon and then explodes via overload. I wish that there was no sahara desert instead there was Mediterranean Shrubland biome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Granted. All the countries around it start fighting over the newly-green land. I wish enough people jumped to Linux or Mac OS that MS would be kinda forced to make Windows less sucky to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now