Dovahkiin234 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I lol'ed at this, I don't know about you. So I was at Jorrvaskr, and I was talking to one of the Companions (I think it was Ria?), and she said, "I just killed a bear yesterday. Anything you killed?" I had just killed Alduin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleFighter Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) Some dialogue my follower had with the priests of kynareth. Danica: Oh I've been meaning to speak with you.Vixen: Yes what is it. (Or something along those lines)Male priest with beard: Ladies is there anything a big strong man can do for you?Vixen: I don't know, let me know if you see one.Danica: (Laughs)Bearded priest: Harpies all of them!Vixen: Oh come now don't go away mad. Edited March 7, 2013 by LittleFighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperium999 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 The other responses you can give the doors at the two DB Sanctuaries... "What is life's greatest illusion?""Marriage?" :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 12, 2013 Author Share Posted March 12, 2013 The two kids arguing in Rorikstead. If you talk to Britte afterwards, she says"If you beat up my sister Sissel, I won't tell anybody." I never do though, Sissel receives enough beatings from her sister and father. So I beat them up instead! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terlaN592 Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Humour? What about this satire which happened to me today ? :D :D :D http://static.skyrim.nexusmods.com/images/5634773-1363120390.jpg http://i48.tinypic.com/301371k.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisterof Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I know this is old as Paarthurnax, but since I don't get my characters naked often, it really made me lol...After spending a while changing different armors and forgetting to put any on, my very naked Nord Dovahkiin waltz by a Redoran Guard, who promptly informs:"You are not as attractive as you like to think." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LithiumPower Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Oh god, that happened to me - most mortifying moment in Skyrim. It was Teldryn Sero and I was um... just testing out this mod here with him...yes... for SCIENCE, yes that's it - and just after the deed was done, he pops out that line. One night stands suck :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisterof Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 (edited) Oh god, that happened to me - most mortifying moment in Skyrim. It was Teldryn Sero and I was um... just testing out this mod here with him...yes... for SCIENCE, yes that's it - and just after the deed was done, he pops out that line. Wow, what an insensitive jerk! :biggrin: And of course, SCIENCE demands so much of us. I commend your dedication. Another very common one, that I always find funny since it rarely triggers, is when someone is talking to me and I press TAB and leave, only to hear them shouting in the distance something along the lines of "Well, I was finished anyway!". Oh, and the woman's naked body you find over a stone in a lake, crossed by a Forsworn arrow if I remember correctly. On the margin, there's her equipment perfectly organized and a note saying something like "My father says it's dangerous here in the wilderness with all these Fornsworn, but I love swimming in the lake. I'm sure it's safe enough!" Oh oh! How could I forget that. I'm aware I'm easily amused but damn, I laughed to tears the first time I heard Galmar saying "That godless Emperor can shove his damn treaty into the steaming nether-reaches of my you-know-where." STEAMING. It's so... thoroughly descriptive and colorful. And he says his nether-reaches, not the Emperor's, which probably wasn't his intention before his mind simply got lost in the... um... poetry of it. Edited March 14, 2013 by sisterof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sisterof Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 And today, as Dovahkiin waltzed around Whiterun, comes a guard:"With respect, Companion, I'd ask that you and your friends muzzle that dog of yours. The howling coming from Jorrvaskr has gotten out of hand." :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LithiumPower Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 "Is that ...fur coming out of your ears?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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