Help with retarded girls!!!

[legogod]

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Ahhh. . . Humanity at it's usual banter. Find a way to silence the rumors, probably by initiating a human courtship ritual.

[Michlo]

Sounds to me like you simply have some growing up to do.

 

Particularly with regard to your "fear" of gays. We're not out to do anything to you, mate, I assure you.

 

They will only continue to get a kick out of this immature behaviour if you give them that power. Either ignore it, just give a smile and say nothing (that will really irk them) or encourage them to come up with something more creative. Also, as others said, if there is any interest from your side you can go on the offensive and ask for a date.

 

You have the power here, stop giving it to them.

[macmert]

hmm... I would say confront her, ask her what the problem is, the thing is, the female species love to manipulate the male, who is open to manipulation :D the girls ask for your help and now gang up to tease you? that is just mean, dont be a tool, being a tool does not mean you are smart, it means you are a tool, it will be just like that in the future, you will get married and your wife will use your wallet for her needs (no wonder Loreal's owners are damn rich :)) and will use you... in other ways, to say the least, so I say dont fall for it, dont try to outsmart them too, since they have talent comes with the chromosomes...

 

If you try to outsmart them, be very careful, you might get hurt emotionally... Just a theory, she might date you if you ask her out, then tell all the school you are really gay, she might tell that you couldnt even manage to kiss her...

 

If you react too tough, she might tell everyone that you are a freak and you are on drugs...

 

So tell her that you dont have the time, since you are seeing someone else and make sure she understands that who you see is a girl :D... If she likes you, she would get jaleous, if she doesnt like you, she will leave you alone...

 

Anyway good luck with her, them or whoever they are :D

[tyreil829]

Girls: I tried, I failed, I gave up. Moral: don't bother.

 

oh dont give up that easily ! why do you think im hanging on the garage roof with a girl im close to on new years eve?i i didn't give up

 

Edward Cullen

bet she won't either.....lol

 

hehe dezi

 

Edward Cullen

[LHammonds]

Lhammonds the Expert hehe

I would not say "expert" but I would say experienced along with a degree in Psychology. ;)

 

LHammonds

[wasder]

I change my advice due to ah, 'recent events' :biggrin: . Be nice, try but don't expect anything to happen quickly. And (if you're looking for a relationship) expect it to be highly unstable. For a bit at least.

[Marcus Wolfe]

try asking her out.that would prove that your not gay.and who knows.she might be interested in you.

This is the key right here.

 

Scenario #1: She says OK. Have a good time. (make sure to ask out each and every other girl wanting your help too unless they are the super needy type and might latch onto you like a leech)

 

Scenario #2: She says No. Make her feel awkward and the problem might go away all by itself. ;)

 

 

Oh, and if none of that works out, try some of these:

 

1. Stare at their chests for long periods of time.

 

2. Put some pinups in your locker.

 

3. Carry massive amounts of lesbian porn on your flash drive and make sure everybody but the authorities knows about it.

 

Ignore that last one. No idea where it came from.

[Syntax1985]

To be honest i don't understand why you care so much.

 

its face smackingly obvious these girls arnt your friends, have no sense of well being for your feelings, or even care what you have to say unless it helps them with home work.

 

You sound like a nice guy, so don't bother bending over backwards for these kind of people.

 

and for the gay thing, every single post here is wrong. sorry everyone else but its fact. if they keep sending you gay vids etc., its because they KNOW it bothers you, and they find humour in annoying you. im willing to put any amount of money if u just ignore it and don't reply to any of it, they'll stop.

[Tamujiin]

Put it this way, your a kid eh'? All of the people in this little thing are kids. Be the smart one and say what you want to. If your not gay your not gay. Does it matter what other people think of you? Expecially those girls? Im an adult my good man and have one peice of advice. If someone makes youj feel bad DONT LET THEM. You dont need to respond with smartalick remarks to prove your smarts. ( i can do this with great ease as i am the greatest bartender in the world ) What you need to do if someone bother's you is drop the fact they exsist. Sit somewhere else. Worry about doing what you have to do.

 

Another thing, if girls that age are picking on you it doesnt mean they hate you. It probably means that they got the hots for you.

Im not gay as most people know, i got alot of kids and a good wife, but in my lifes experiance, Chicks dig gay guys alot. So if they see you as gay they probably just think yer hot and want you.

 

But if you feel the need to stay in contact with these girls, I can tell you how to deal with it. Just let me know.