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Her Name Is Ria ...


RatcatcherOfKvatch

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The first female hero I saw in Skyrim was Ria. The second was Aela. If you thought Aela was a bit underdressed for the weather and took some solace in Ria's more practical attire this Duran Duran song parody is for you:

 

Tramping through the snow now babe,
you're a cave bear on the ice.
Snowberry smile I suppose it will suffice.
Covered thick and full in your mammoth wool reflecting all your body heat.
It's frickin' cold out there fashion takes a second seat ...

Her name is Ria and she tramples through the snow.
She dresses warm because it's always so damn cold.
And when she shines it's under 7 layers of clothes.
Oh Ria Ria won't get frostbite from the cold.

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