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Albareth

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Actually, Val, you're gunnae need more defense than that. On closer inspection, it looks like you just declared war on Albania.

Yeah, my bad.

 

However I just had lunch with Albanian President Alfred Moisiu and we came to a peaceful agreement. He would give me links to Albanian porn and I would tell him where Greece is at.

 

~Valdir. Secretary of defense, Albania.

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There is a point in inebriation when we all know the answers to everything - how to become master of the multiverse, how to palm mute a guitar, how to become rich. Sadly it is at the point where passing out and forgetting it is inevitable. We are also, at that moment, incapable of coherent speech. What we need is way to download the thoughts automatically in a re-readable format without biodegradation. Research project anyone?
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The only problem with that is if you read it back with a clear mind it would seem like complete and utter cr@p unlike the coherent and brilliant theory it seemed like when you were faceless. :P
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The Simpsons - Episode 4F15

 

Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in

          a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.  Congratulations,

          Springfield!  We wish you the very best!

-- "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment"

 

% Homer, standing on a hill of beer kegs, calls a toast.  "To alcohol!

% The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

%

% [End of Act Three.  Time:  21:18]

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