Slaiv Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Riiiiiiiight.... :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valdir Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Actually, Val, you're gunnae need more defense than that. On closer inspection, it looks like you just declared war on Albania. Yeah, my bad. However I just had lunch with Albanian President Alfred Moisiu and we came to a peaceful agreement. He would give me links to Albanian porn and I would tell him where Greece is at. ~Valdir. Secretary of defense, Albania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>Argonian thief< Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Well if valdir was Irish like me it wouldnt be a problem. You should see my grandpa attack a case of beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 There is a point in inebriation when we all know the answers to everything - how to become master of the multiverse, how to palm mute a guitar, how to become rich. Sadly it is at the point where passing out and forgetting it is inevitable. We are also, at that moment, incapable of coherent speech. What we need is way to download the thoughts automatically in a re-readable format without biodegradation. Research project anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switch Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 The only problem with that is if you read it back with a clear mind it would seem like complete and utter cr@p unlike the coherent and brilliant theory it seemed like when you were faceless. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberBender Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Just like on the "Thats 70's show" where they film themselves doing drugs. There are some brilliant ideas but no one is stoned enough to understand. They might have very well solved world hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>Argonian thief< Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 yeah thats a great idea! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaiv Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Drugged up monkeys, the lot of you. Clearly, if we were all, then we could solve all of our problems! To paraphrase the Simpsons: "Beer is wonderful! It tastes great, and makes ugly women look beautiful!" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 The Simpsons - Episode 4F15 Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor. Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!-- "Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment" % Homer, standing on a hill of beer kegs, calls a toast. "To alcohol!% The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."%% [End of Act Three. Time: 21:18] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>Argonian thief< Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 hmm interesting. I myself watch the family guy becasue i keep forgetting to watch the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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